
December 14th / 16th, 2007
"Ignorance is Bliss for Mike, Mitt, George, and Sherrie"
I usually confine my rants to one major injustice per column, but last week
was chocked full of fodder for my cannon, and the common denominator was
stupidity.
Let’s begin with presidential politics. Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney called a
press conference to discount his Mormon religion as a factor in how he might
govern if elected. But true to the Romney flip-flop form, Mitt then back-peddled
and added that, “Jesus is the Savior of Mankind”. This is the same man
who tried to look macho in the last CNN non-debate by admitting he had guns
in his house, only to pull a reverse-pander by saying that the guns actually
belonged to his son. With all due respect to Jesus who was a great historical
figure and the most inspirational leader of all time, not every U.S. citizen
(Jews, Muslims, atheists among them) believe that Christ is the one true
savior.
Certainly any occupant of the White House must be the President of all
people, but presidential candidates must stop trying to be all things to all
people.
John Kennedy had it right back in 1960. JFK announced that his Catholicism
would not influence his decisions in the oval office. End of story.
Romney, on the other hand, couldn’t let well enough alone, and should have closed
his yap after he compartmentalized his Mormonism. Instead he wandered into
the “Jesus as Savior” territory, which sent a mixed message.
My friend Guilford County Sheriff BJ Barnes had it right last week when he
had to traverse the crossroads of church and state. Following a citizen
complaint about an officer’s Jesus sticker on the back of a patrol car, Barnes
ordered that all personal effects be confined to the front seat, which, in
effect, is the officer’s work space. Barnes is the one who should be running for
president because he is open-minded and non-dogmatic. And that brings me to
the very scary Mike Huckabee.
Last week the former Arkansas Governor praised Romney’s decision to remove
Mormonism from politics. Yet Huckabee, a retired minister and former leader
of the Baptist State Convention, has built his career on religiosity, and his
recent surge in the polls (first in Iowa, second nationwide) is due largely
to his presentation before Christian Conservative groups in Iowa. Mighty
Mike also likes to have his ash cake and eat it too. He doesn’t believe in
evolution, but is careful not to say much in that regard for fear of looking
like a nutcase. He also avoids any mention of his policy on women in the
church. Most supporters of the Baptist State Convention are misogynistic and
homophobic, refusing to allow gays to sit in pews, or females to preach from
pulpits. Newsflash Mike. Women have equal rights in this century, and should be
able to speak their mind freely. All of them, that is, except Sherrie
Shepherd.
Last week, the new co-host of ABC’s “The View” proclaimed that the world is
flat. She also announced that Christians were the first people on that flat
earth, pre-dating “the Greeks”. She based her revelation (pardon the pun)
on the fact that Christians were fed to the lions. Shepherd’s co-hosts sat
dumbstruck as their colleague defied all logic by placing Christians on earth
300 years prior to the birth of their founder.
I believe the FCC should enact a new policy that prohibits religious
zealots, panderers, and stupid people from appearing on television. Of course, if
that happened, then George Bush would have never been allowed to hold a press
conference. Over the past seven years we have laughed at Bush’s bad
grammar, misplaced phrasing, and general ignorance. But last week, he reminded us
that stupidity is not nearly so dangerous as deceit, and he is guilty of both
vices.
In October of this year, Bush announced that Iran’s nuclear weapons program
was escalating and could bring us to the brink of World War III. He made
that proclamation knowing that a month earlier his own National Intelligence
Estimate confirmed that Iran had halted its nuclear program back in 2003.
This follows the Decider’s decision to invade Iraq using false intelligence, and
then remain there despite evidence that Saddam had no WMDs. Since then,
over 3,000 American soldiers and over 700,000 innocent Iraqis have died because
of Bush’s deceit.
Finally, a comment about the North Carolina Community College system’s
decision last week to enact what may be the most duplicitous policy in the history
of public education. A ruling was made that every campus must admit illegal
immigrants so long as they are at least 18 years of age, and have graduated
from a state high school. Think about this for a moment.
Let’s say that 16-year-old Pedro snuck into America from Mexico with his
parents two years ago. Now, Pedro is 18, and he enrolls in Forsyth Tech to
study airplane maintenance. In two years he will have his degree and can go to
work for TIMCO where INS agents will then bust him for being illegal. Thus,
the new policy assures Pedro that he will be afforded first-class job
training for a job he is not supposed to have.
Yes, last week was replete with idiocy, irony, and lies. It will be a hard
act to follow.
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