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Mayors Meet on Triad Today

Posted April 16, 2014 By Triad Today

Mayor Joines of Winston-Salem with Mayor Vaughn of Greensboro
Greensboro Mayor Nancy Vaughan and Winston Salem Mayor Allen Joines had met briefly a couple of times, but not until last week had they ever been interviewed together. The pairing occurred when they stopped by the WXLV studio to tape an extended segment for Triad Today.

We covered a lot of ground during our twelve-minute session, beginning with a discussion about recent rumors that the drone industry was looking to locate in Greensboro or Winston Salem. Given public outcry about NSA spying, I wondered if the Mayors would welcome an industry that manufactures high tech, armed surveillance equipment.

Vaughan: We have not had any discussions with the drone industry at this point, so I’m not sure what plans they might have for Greensboro. We would like to bring economic development out to the airport, but I’m just not sure that’s the type of development we’re looking for.

Joines: Certainly we’re looking for jobs, and that’s a legal industry, but I think we would need to look at what the parameters of the investment might be.

Meanwhile, the Mayors touted two projects that are far from controversial. For Joines it’s the Innovation Quarter.

Joines: That’s one of our big economic engines. At 240 acres we think it’s the largest urban research park in the country. Right now we have over 3,000 people working there, and we have another 2,000 people living in and around the Quarter. We think within the next fifteen years we’ll have as many as 15,000 people working there.

For Vaughan, it’s the newly approved Performing Arts Center, which is slated to open by June of 2016.

Vaughan: I think it will be a huge economic catalyst. $30 million dollars will be tax payer funded, and $35 million dollars in private investment. It is significant that the private sector stepped up to make that kind of contribution to the community.

Vaughan’s pride over private sector funding was understandable, especially since here in the Triad, so much of our development involves incentives. Speaking of which, I wondered if the two Mayors would like to do away with incentives which mostly just shift jobs from one locality to another.

Vaughan: Unfortunately incentives are a necessary evil, and if you want to be in the game, you’ve got to play the game. If the federal government wanted to step forward and say ‘no more incentives anywhere’, and we all had to bid on jobs based on our own merits, that would be great. But until that happens, we’re going to have to look at some sort of economic incentives in order to be competitive.

Joines: I agree. If we stopped doing it, it would be like disarming ourselves unilaterally. However, the way we structure incentives is pay as you go, or pay to perform. And we use new taxes from that company to make incentive payments, so it’s not coming out of city coffers.

Then came the big news. Years ago Joines and then-Mayor Keith Holliday appeared on Triad Today together, and announced that they had a verbal agreement in place not to bid against each other when a company is threatening to move from Greensboro to Winston, or vice versa. I was encouraged to hear that Joines and Vaughan would carry on that tradition.

Joines: Yes that was a gentleman’s agreement that we don’t work against each other. If a company in Greensboro is trying to get us to make a proposal to try and get them to move to Winston-Salem, we always say no.

Vaughan: I would agree. Mayor Joines and I were at a conference last week which talked about regionalism and the importance of working together, and not against each other. Certainly it doesn’t serve any of us if we start driving the price up against each other.

Toward the end of the interview I asked Vaughan and Joines to talk about the most rewarding part of their job.

Joines: To me it’s seeing a project to completion, like the new ballpark.

Vaughan: For me it’s just being out in different communities and building relationships. I love local politics because that’s where you can have the biggest impact.

In fact, both Mayors have already had a big impact on their respective cities, and after speaking with them, it’s easy to see why.

They are honest, likeable, competent, and hard working. Most of all, they discharge their duties in a bipartisan manner. Those qualities have kept Joines in office for over a dozen years, and may do the same for Vaughan.

Vaughan: I would certainly like the ability to continue to serve a few more terms. The last couple of Mayors haven’t been quite so fortunate, so I hope that I’m going to break the jinx.

I’m pretty sure she will.


David Letterman’s Legacy

Posted April 9, 2014 By Triad Today

David Letterman in 2011
When he retires next year, David Letterman will have been at a late night desk for 33 years. That’s longer than anyone else, and it’s a record that will never be surpassed. But Dave wasn’t an overnight success. In fact, he spent the first half of his life preparing to host a late night show, and the last half actually doing it. His time in the wilderness included jobs as a DJ, TV weatherman, TV sitcom writer, ensemble cast member of a variety show, stand-up comedian, and host of a failed talk show that wasted his brand of wackiness on the wrong audience at the wrong time of day. In 1982, NBC corrected that mistake by giving Dave his own show at 12:30am, following Johnny Carson, the man he idolized and eventually wanted to replace. In the end, Carson lobbied for Dave, but NBC gave Jay Leno “The Tonight Show”, and Dave found a home at CBS.

Though Dave’s hero was Carson, it would be a mistake to say that he was solely a product of Carson’s style. In fact, Letterman is what I refer to as a hybrid pioneer of late night. His wacky stunts and lightning fast wit is all Steve Allen. My favorite Allen ad lib slipped out while he was interviewing a little girl, who said she liked to go to the beach. “What do you do at the beach”? asked Steve. “I dig,” said the girl. “I’m hip,” quipped Allen without a pause. Fast forward to last week, when Dave introduced a high school student who had been accepted to all eight Ivy League colleges. Dave looked into the camera, and as an afterthought said, “He’ll probably end up just going to four or five of them.” Pure Allen.

What Dave inherited from Carson was mastery of the wry comeback. Take for instance the night he tried to interview space cadet Joaquin Phoenix who showed up incognito. At the end of the segment Dave said, “I’m sorry you couldn’t be here tonight.”

Then there’s the gravitas of Dave which was handed down to him by Jack Paar and Dick Cavett. It’s a rare ability which served Letterman well immediately following 9/11. It let him know just when to return to the air, and just what to say when he got there. Dave also inherited Paar and Cavett’s intellectual curiosity, which he has demonstrated time and again when interviewing serious people about serious topics. Like last week, for instance.

That’s when former President Jimmy Carter visited the Ed Sullivan theatre to plug his new book, “A Call to Action: Women, Religion, Violence, and Power”, which details horrific abuses against women throughout the world. Within moments after the interview began, Dave had abandoned his notes, and engaged Carter in a lively, unrehearsed dialogue about how to combat abuse. He then wandered seamlessly into a discussion about everything from the Crimean conflict, to alternative sources of energy.

But Dave is also a master of timing, and knew when and how to break the tension of a serious conversation. At one point Carter mentioned that he has 12 grandchildren and nine great grandchildren, “21 in all” said Carter. “You have your own Congressional district, don’t you?” quipped Dave. And at the end of the interview, Dave lifted the mood by saying to the former President, “I thought you were going to be a lot funnier.” The Carter interview was vintage Letterman, and it’s why we watch him, because no other TV host in any time slot, on any channel, could have pulled it off with such aplomb.

Much has been written lately about how the new generation of late night hosts is taking younger viewers away from Dave, the same kind of viewers he had attracted in years past. But guess what? Back then, those viewers included the likes of Fallon, Kimmel, Meyers, Hall, Ferguson, Stewart, Colbert, and O’Brien, all of who have, in some way, copied or embraced the Letterman style. In that regard, Dave not only influenced those guys, he made it possible for them to carve out their own non-traditional niche within a very traditional genre.

Dave once said, “I can’t sing. I can’t dance, and I can’t act. So what else would I be but a talk show host?” Maybe so, but David Letterman turned out to be the most complete and best damn late night host in history, and that’s no small feat. Although I don’t know what the size of his “feat” have to do with anything.

Dave, I’ll miss you. You’re hip, and I dig.


Master Mimic Brings one Man Show to Piedmont

Posted April 2, 2014 By Triad Today

Rich Little performing as George Burns in 2004
I’ve interviewed hundreds of celebrities, but never all at once. That is, not until last week, when I spoke with Rich Little by himself. I phoned “The Man of a Thousand Voices” to talk about his career, and his upcoming one man show, “Jimmy Stewart and Friends”, which goes up Saturday April 19, at the Brock Performing Arts center in Mocksville.

Born in Ottawa, Ontario Canada, Rich discovered at an early age that he had a special talent for mimicry.

Rich: “I remember doing my homeroom teacher. I used to do all of my teachers when I was about fourteen. I was just doing it as a hobby, but I knew there was a future in it because it wasn’t long before the teachers were charging a two-drink minimum.”

But it was young Rich’s fascination with film legend James Stewart that eventually made him the world’s most famous impressionist.

Rich: “Jimmy Stewart was the first movie star I imitated. I saw The Far Country when I was about fifteen, and for two or three days after that, I was talking like Jimmy, and drove my parents crazy.”

Rich also tried to drive the girls in his high school crazy, but it didn’t always work out.

Rich: “I used to get dates by finding out who the girl’s favorite star was, and then calling her up as that star, and asking her for a date.

“Then I would show up, and she’d be disappointed.”

Undaunted, Rich kept doing voices, including during his stint as a DJ in Canada. Then came his big break on The Judy Garland Show. That was followed by regular appearances on TV variety shows, talk shows, and sitcoms. He even had his own series, The Rich Little Show.

He also guest starred on dramatic series like Mannix, and Murder She Wrote. But my favorite Rich Little appearance came in 1996 when he did a cameo as Johnny Carson in The Late Shift. It was a bravura performance because he played the iconic character straight.

Rich: “It was great that I was able to do that because most producers think of me as just a comic. They say, “Well he does characters funny, but I don’t think he can do them straight”, and that’s not true.”

Little is also renown for serving as emcee at various benefits and roasts, and has imitated a number of Presidents with them in attendance.

Rich: “Sinatra had a benefit and asked me to be on it, and Gerald Ford was sitting in the audience, right below the stage. I had the podium made out of cork so I could trip like Ford and break it. But that night I hit the podium so hard that it shattered into a million pieces, and I fell off the stage and landed in Gerald Ford’s lap. I put the microphone up to his mouth, and he went, “Oops”.”

These days, Little maintains a grueling schedule, including traveling throughout the country to hone his Broadway-bound show. I wondered what he did to keep his voice in shape.

Rich: “If I’m tired, my voice isn’t as good, although it’s deeper, so some of the voices actually improve when I’m tired – like Johnny Cash or John Wayne. But generally speaking it’s better to be well-rested because the voice is stronger.”

Today, Rich’s voice is stronger than ever, and that’s good, because he performs over 30 different characters in “Jimmy Stewart and Friends”. Speaking of which, I asked him how he decided to develop a show around Stewart.

Rich: “The Jimmy Stewart thing came about because I knew him better than anyone I impersonated. I spent a lot of time with him, and I remember telling him that I had this idea of doing a one-man show on his life. And he said (uses Stewart voice) ‘Rich, I don’t think you should do that. I don’t think that would go over well at all’. And I asked, ‘Why not?’ And he said, ‘For one thing, the way I talk, your show would be about four hours long’.”

Jimmy Stewart and Friends is not four hours long, but if it were, I’d still want to see it. If you want tickets to see Rich perform on April 19, visit daviearts.org or call (336) 751-3000.

You’ll hear a lot of famous characters that night, except for maybe one.

Rich: “I’m still working on President Obama. I’m having trouble doing him. Of course, he’s having trouble doing himself right now.”


Tats and Asses

Posted March 26, 2014 By Triad Today

Lena Dunham on the cover of Glamour Magazine
Last week was replete with stories about people who share a common affinity. First there was Michael Smith, a northern redneck from Maine, who walked out onto his front yard to yell at a state contractor for cutting down dangerous trees on his property. A few hours later, Smith awoke from a nap to find himself surrounded by a team of SWAT cops. Why? Because when confronting the timber men, Smith was shirtless, thus revealing what appeared to be a Glock tucked into the front of his pants. Upon closer inspection, the police discovered that the gun was actually a tattoo. It gave a whole new meaning to the phrase “draw your weapon”.

Meanwhile, a Brooklyn man caught a lot of heat last week when he had his dog shaved and tattooed, not with a small series of  numbers for emergency ID, but with a large red heart pierced by a cupid’s arrow. I’m not sure if the guy is having an affair with his dog, or if he just likes tattoos. Either way, the procedure was kind of creepy.

Then there was last week’s Glamour magazine cover which featured Lena Dunham. Dunham is the recently crowned wunderkind of Hollywood because she produces and stars in the over-rated TV series “Girls”. Dunham’s signature schtick is appearing nude in almost every episode, however, she is well dressed for the Glamour cover. The problem is that her dress is sleeveless which shows off a very large and unattractive tattoo. What were the Glamour editors thinking? There is nothing glamorous about a grimy-looking tattoo on a woman’s arm. Even Kanye West had a melt down over the magazine’s decision to feature Dunham, because his wife Kim, though devoid of talent, does not look like a convict, and would have been a more appropriate choice for the cover.

Finally there was the Winston-Salem Journal story last week about 28-year-old Corey Raynor. Corey, it seems had body art inked all over his back while in a drunken state, then developed what is known as tattoo remorse. The original tat cost him $200, but now he’s having to pay Carolina Laser and Cosmetic Center $3,000 to have the ink removed. Not only is tattoo removal expensive, it is painful. Raynor told the Journal’s Richard Craver that the pain was “greater than a 10, almost unbearable”.

In fact there are all sorts of pain which can result from tattoos. For one thing, there are health risks, including hepatitis, herpes, HIV, staph, tetanus, and tuberculosis. Then there’s the pain of  underemployment. According to a 2011 study by CareerBuilder, 31% of surveyed employers ranked “having a visible tattoo” as the top personal attribute that would dissuade them from promoting an employee.

But even given these economic and health risks, the number of people getting tattoos continues to rise. A Pew Research Center study finds that 45 million Americans have at least one tattoo, and they spend upwards of $1.6 billion dollars per year to do so. Moreover, 31% of inked-up folks say tattoos make them feel more sexy, while 5% say that a tat makes them feel more intelligent (the guy in Maine disproves that).  

So here’s my question. Why are so many people getting tattoos despite the stigma, costs, health risks, and potential loss of earning power? Perhaps a few of our more outspoken sports journalists have hit on the answer. Guys like Jason Whitlock, a prominent African American columnist, who said of the new thug look, “Popular culture has so eroded the symbolic core principles at the root of America’s love affair with sports, that many modern athletes believe their allegiance to gangster culture takes precedence over their allegiance to the sports culture that made them rich and famous”.

And by disrespecting the traditions of their sport, athletes have also made tattoos the cool thing to have, whether you’re a shirtless idiot in Maine, or a teenage girl who thinks it’s neat to despoil her body.

Of course, tattooing isn’t a new phenomena. In Moby Dick, Queequeg the harpooner sported massive tattoos which had been applied by a tribal elder who hid encrypted theories on astrology within the designs. Perhaps that’s what’s happening now. Maybe all these gangstas, rednecks, and impressionable youth are actually cosmic geniuses who are leading us to the promised land. Or maybe not. In any event, perhaps the solution to the downside of tattoos is to get the washable kind which can vanish without consequence.

As I reported a couple of years ago, there was a man in England who claimed to be the world’s biggest fan of Miley Cyrus because he had over a dozen permanent tattoos of the singer put all over his body. Of course that guy could have just gotten temporary tattoos which would have saved him money and still showed his love for Miley. After all, what could be more appropriate than a “Henna” Montana?


Regulating Unsocial Media

Posted March 19, 2014 By Triad Today

Social media icons under a gavel

“Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.”

That advice supposedly originated with Mark Twain, but if so, then Twain missed his calling as either a psychic, or a Supreme Court Justice.

In the early 1960’s, the New York Times published a series of articles about civil rights abuses and protests in the deep South. That prompted some segregationist officials in Alabama to try and squash those articles by suing the paper for libel. Fifty years ago last week, the Supreme Court heard New York Times v. Sullivan, and held for the paper. That landmark decision was, no doubt, applauded by anyone who abhorred racism and who supported freedom of the press. Unfortunately, however, Sullivan had an unintended effect on other freedoms. From that point forward, anyone who believed they had been defamed by a newspaper publisher or broadcaster, faced an uphill battle proving it in court.

For one thing, plaintiffs in such cases must prove that the defendant carelessly and knowingly published or spoke lies, and that those lies caused the plaintiff harm. Second, the 1964 Supremes had no way of knowing that within four decades, everybody and his brother could claim to be a publisher or broadcaster. Thanks to the internet and social media, “trolling” and defaming has now become a favorite American past time. According to studymode.com, “trolling” describes a person who posts inflammatory messages in an online community with the primary intent of provoking readers. The problem is that such irresponsible posts and website articles are causing great harm to individuals and corporations. So much so, that an entire industry of image fixers has sprung up who attempt to remove libelous material about their client from the internet.

In the meantime, attorneys for damaged parties have, in recent years, cited various laws and acts that they hope will punish cyber defamers, but the application of those laws and subsequent sentencing have been largely ineffective.

The Communications Decency Act of 1996, for example, was originally written to restrict internet porn, but it added a provision for dealing with online defamation. However, section 230 of that Act essentially lets ISPs off the hook, and forces plaintiffs to seek damages from the individuals who initiated the libel. The problem is that, in addition to the aforementioned burden of proof, plaintiffs can’t be made whole by jerks that post hate speech all day, while sitting on empty wallets.

The Computer Fraud and Abuse Act has also been trotted out before juries to help remedy online defamation, but its most high profile application fell short. An adult named Lori Drew set up a MySpace account under a false name, and sent libelous and harassing messages to a 13-year-old neighbor girl who subsequently committed suicide due to the cyber bullying. Drew was initially convicted under CFAA, but later went free on appeal.

In 2010, Sean Duffy, a YouTube defamer, became the first person to be sentenced under the Malicious Communications Act, but there has been no indication that prosecutions under that Act have deterred cyber bullying and general online defamation.

The real problem is that today’s bloggers, tweeters, and web writers don’t operate under the same guidelines as do real journalists and broadcasters, yet the libel and slander they commit can reach more eyes and ears in ten minutes than the New York Times can in ten years. Add to that the protections afforded them under Sullivan, and victims of hate speech and defamation have no guaranteed relief.

That’s why I am in favor of comprehensive federal legislation that would make it easier to convict and sentence online trash talkers.

I know that my proposal may frighten social media hounds. After all, most of them just want to let their friends know what they bought at the store, or what they thought of last night’s game. And yes, most people who tweet and blog have no intent to cause a suicide, bankruptcy, Arab Spring, or flash mob violence. But whether they like it or not, their words can hurt. Their words can do serious harm.

And what message are we sending to our kids if we continue to have no organized strategy for preventing and punishing internet idiots? A 2011 survey by the Pew Research Project found that 88% of teenage social media users have witnessed other people being cruel on social networking sites. Increasingly, our nation’s young people type before they think, while we adults think nothing about their typing.

British public relations legend Alasdair Campbell, speaking about the rise of internet journalism and social media, was reported to say, “The audience have become the authors”. But as more of us become online “authors”, we should accept more responsibility for our words and our actions. Until then, those of us who are potential victims of online libel and slander should take to heart Twain’s paraphrased warning: “Never pick a fight with someone who buys bytes by the barrel”.


Cold War Hypocrisy

Posted March 12, 2014 By Triad Today

Obama and Putin dispute Ukraine
If you’ve kept up with current affairs lately, you won’t be shocked to learn that an old familiar aggressive world power is embroiled in yet another conflict.

This is a nation that feels it can interfere with or invade any country it desires.
It has anti-gay laws. It has the world’s largest prison population.
It has excessively long sentences for minor offenses.
It can detain a person indefinitely without right to trial.
It uses tasers on suspects, and often employs police brutality on its citizens.
It has unfair and unethical immigration laws.
Its female population earns considerably less money for the same job done by a man.
Its children are going hungry in record numbers.
It collects phone records of private citizens, and it surveils its own lawmakers and members of the press.
It offers sub-standard care for veterans.

It allows people to lose their homes because they can’t pay their medical bills.
It has made dozens of drone strikes on civilian homes.

No, I’m not talking about Russia. I’m referring to the good old United States of America.

Following pro-Western protests in Ukraine, which led to the exile of its President Viktor Yanukovych, Vladimir Putin sent in troops to stabilize the Russian-speaking region of the Crimean peninsula. Putin then announced that a March 16 referendum would be held to determine whether that region should become part of Russia.

I’m not saying that Putin’s actions were justified, but at least they were bolstered by some modicum of logical pretense. To his way of thinking, something had to be done to protect Russians who lived in Ukraine. What I am saying is that President Obama and both parties in Congress who feigned moral outrage, should check their hypocrisy at the door.

I almost gagged when I heard Secretary of State John Kerry proclaim, “You just don’t invade another country on phony pretext in order to assert your interests”. This is the same John Kerry who supported attacks on Damascus because he mistakenly thought the Syrian government was using sarin gas.

The fact is that the United States has a long and storied history of interfering in and invading other countries in order to assert our interests. In the 1950’s we injected ourselves into a war between the two Korea’s and today all we have to show for the lives lost is an even more dangerous, nuke-ready North Korea. We also propped up the Shah in Iran from the 1950’s until he was deposed in 1979, and then we ended up having to negotiate with the Ayatollah Khomeini for the return of American hostages. Today Iran hates us even more, and is quick to remind us that it has nuclear capabilities as well.

In the 1960’s we stopped sending advisors to Vietnam, and instead started sending soldiers, who then died in record numbers for nothing.

In the 1980s we trained and armed Afghan rebels whose leader was a young man named Osama Bin Laden. Less than twenty years later our ally masterminded the murder of 3,000 Americans on 9/11.

And then there was our arrogant, misplaced invasion of Iraq in 2003, a nation who had no weapons of mass destruction, nor any ties to 9/11. Under Bush, then Obama, the result of that initial invasion and subsequent occupation, was the death of over one million innocent Iraqi men, women, and children.

So now we’re rattling our sabers at Putin and making threats against a country with nuclear capabilities, which had been cordial to us until we decided to appoint ourselves the world’s policeman.

Yes Putin rules with an iron fist, hates gays, and keeps a close watch on the press. And yes maybe this former KGB operative longs for a return to the old Cold War. But America doesn’t have the right to scold him. Former President Jimmy Carter writing in a 2012 New York Times column said that the United States was guilty of widespread human rights violations, and because of that, “our country can no longer speak with moral authority”. Carter pointed out that in 2012 alone, President Obama ordered 30 air strikes on civilian homes in Afghanistan before Hamid Karzai demanded a halt. After which, Obama continued strikes on Pakistan, Yemen, and Somalia.

And let’s be honest here. Who do you think funded and organized the protest movement in Ukraine in the first place? Dave Lindorff of CounterPunch reminds us it’s the same country who supported similar movements in Egypt and now in Venezuela. Good old USA. In fact, last week we sent one billion dollars to Ukraine just to hedge our bets. That’s one billion dollars we could have used to fight childhood hunger here at home, or subsidize teacher raises, or offer better health care to veterans.

For more than 60 years now, whenever America sticks her nose into other countries’ affairs, we always come up short, and since 9/11, we look even shorter in the eyes of the world. Super powers who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. And right now, Mr. Obama has some pretty big stones on him to think he can judge Putin for violating anyone’s freedoms. I don’t know about you, but I want my billion dollars back.


Seniors and Red Sock Sex

Posted March 5, 2014 By Triad Today

Elderly couple kissing
Last year a nursing home in Eastbourne England made news when it was discovered that prostitutes were hired to service elderly male residents. Men who received ladies of the evening, put a red sock on the door knob to ensure privacy. That makes sense because you never want your knob exposed in those situations. Nursing home manager Sue Wyatt told the Times of London that the “third party ‘consultants’ helped residents with their needs”. Helen Barrow, who formerly managed that same facility told the Sun, “professionals offer a service that is both therapeutic to residents … and helpful to staff”. She was referring to how the presence of hookers has spared staff nurses from being groped on a regular basis. As shocking as this sex saga seems to some of us, it is not an isolated incident, nor is it a new phenomena.

As far back as 2008, Bloomberg reported on similar activity occurring at a nursing home in Denmark. Meanwhile, according to Daniel Reingold, CEO of New York’s Hebrew Home, residents of his facility are having plenty of sex, not with prostitutes, but with each other. Reingold told About.com reporter Anthony Cirillo, “Anything people do at home, they’re allowed to do here.”

Clearly, nursing home sex is becoming more common. Recently the Journal of Clinical Geriatrics conducted a survey of fifteen Texas nursing homes, and found that 8% of residents had engaged in sexual intercourse, while another 17% said they wish they had. But senior sex is not just occurring in nursing facilities. In 2008, a survey by the New England Journal of Medicine revealed that 25% of people between the ages of 75 and 85 were having sex, and doing it at least once every two weeks.

Late last year, the Journal updated its survey, and found an increase in sexual intercourse among 75-85 year olds. The study also showed that 50% of seniors give or receive oral sex. But those figures might be conservative. New York Times columnist Ezekiel Emanuel cites two other studies (by the National Social Life, Health and Aging Project, and the National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior) which show that more than 50% of men and 40% of women over 60 are sexually active.

OK, so the good news is that older folks are having sex more often than they used to. Or as comedian Bill Maher said, “70 is the new 69”. The bad news, though, is that many sexy seniors haven’t been too careful in their amorous activities. Earlier this month, the Centers for Disease Control reported that venereal disease among seniors has nearly tripled over the past decade. In particular, Chlamydia among Americans 65 and older is up by 31%, and Syphilis by 52%.

In his column, Emanuel cites four main reasons for the rise in STDs among the elderly. First, we are living longer and we’re in better health. Second is that retirement communities and nursing homes “are becoming like college campuses”. Says Emanuel, “They cram a lot of similarly aged people together and when they do, things naturally happen”. The third
factor is the acceptance and availability of drugs like Viagra which facilitate more sexual activity. But the fourth and perhaps biggest
contributor to the rise in geriatric STDs is lack of protection. Older folks who are now in their 70’s and 80’s came of age during a time when they didn’t have to worry about AIDS and other consequences of unprotected sex. That’s why it’s not surprising that only 6% of geriatric males use condoms. That compares to today’s college age males who use condoms 40% of the time.

In December of last year, University of Chicago sex researcher Dr. Edward Laumann told NBC news, “Most people assume that people stop doing ‘it’ after some vague age”. Perhaps the professor is correct. When I was a kid growing up in the 1950’s and 1960’s, I never imagined my parents having sex. After all, they were in their forties then and that was ancient. Besides, what kid wants to conjure up a visual of his Mom and Dad doing the nasty.

But we can no longer be in denial about the rise in sexual activity among seniors. As Slate.com’s Daniel Engber points out, within a few decades, “nursing homes will be replete with the desires and expectations of almost 7 million liberated baby boomers”.

Obviously we need to educate seniors about the dangers of STDs, but we certainly don’t want to discourage intimacy among them. It also occurs to me that I am now a senior, so I say to all my elderly brethren, either be monogamous, or put a sock on all your knobs.


Poison Spread by Nat Geo TV

Posted February 26, 2014 By Triad Today

Deceased snake handler Reverend Jamie Coots
The National Geographic Society was founded in 1888 with the motto, “Inspire people to care about the planet”. It’s a pretty good motto, especially in this day and time. My Dad cared about the planet and he treasured his collection of National Geographic magazines.

He read them cover to cover, and encouraged me to do the same. For me the magazines inspired a number of school projects. For my friend Bryan Cranston, star of “Breaking Bad”, they inspired something quite different. Bryan once told me that he learned about sex by looking at pictures of naked native women in National Geographic.

To be honest, my Dad and I looked at those pictures too. But most of all, the magazine took us to far away places and taught us about cultures different from our own. In that regard, National Geographic magazine made the planet seem a bit smaller, and much easier to care about.

I suppose that’s what the National Geographic Society intended when it launched the Nat Geo television channel. But somewhere along the way, Nat Geo fell prey to the same economic realities as have other formerly respectable channels, such as A&E, Bravo, and History. Today it’s not enough to present quality, educational programs.

These channels must compete for eyeballs, and that means broadcasting the likes of Honey Boo Boo and Duck Dynasty. Nat Geo’s own line-up includes such inspirational programs as:

Lockdown, Breakout, Amish Out of Order, Polygamy USA, Kentucky Justice, and the worst of them all, Snake Salvation. It’s the latter that made news last week when the star of the series, Rev. Jamie Coots, died from a rattlesnake bite.

Coots had been the spiritual leader of Middlesboro, Kentucky’s Full Gospel Tabernacle, and a snake handler from way back. After being bitten, Coots refused medical treatment because he felt that a true believer such as himself would survive the serpent’s tooth.

And why not? After all, he had cheated death eight times before. But this time Coots’ spirit was no match for the snake’s venom.

Normally I wouldn’t waste space in this column to rail against the act of an ignorant snake handler, but this was different because Coots’ death was facilitated in part by Nat Geo. What really got my goat was National Geographic’s official response to the accident.

AOL News cites an unnamed Nat Geo spokesperson as saying the corporation was, “struck by Coots’ devout religious convictions despite the health and legal peril he often faced …those risks were always worth it to him, and his congregants as a means to demonstrate their unwavering faith. We were honored to be allowed such unique access to pastor Jamie and his congregation during the course of our show, and give context to his method of worship”.

I’m sorry, but that statement is the biggest bunch of horse manure I’ve heard since former Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge told us to duct tape our windows to protect against terrorism.

First of all, Coots was a nut case and a criminal who illegally transported venomous snakes into Kentucky, and once helped to kill a congregant. The latter occurred in 1995 when Coots goaded 28 year old Melinda Brown into handling a rattlesnake. Ms. Brown was bitten, and died soon after.

Nat Geo was aware of Coots’ background and the lethal nature of his activities, yet they contracted with him to do the TV series without hesitation. The implication is that the TV channel knew people would tune in each week to see if anyone got bit by a snake, and, in my mind, that makes Nat Geo guilty of sensationalism at least, and facilitation of a suicide/homicide at worst. It also makes their official statement hypocritical and an insult to our intelligence, as they feign honor over and assign faux educational value to a product that was nothing more than a ratings ploy for profit.

I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that at some point in the last 126 years, National Geographic magazine no doubt featured people who did dangerous things. But reading a single article about snake handlers is far different from watching a weekly TV series about a sadomasochistic guy who is an unchecked, ongoing danger to himself and others.

Philo Farnsworth, who invented television, envisioned that his creation would help to enlighten, educate, and inspire people, not unlike the mission of the National Geographic Society. But increasingly, television has become a repository for showcasing dysfunctional groups and individuals who lower the bar for all of us whether we watch or not.


“Ash-Holes!”

Posted February 19, 2014 By Triad Today

Duke Energy's coal ash pollutes the Dan River
Duke Energy is quick to ask for rate hikes, but slow, it seems, when it comes to notifying residents about toxic spills. Earlier this month, a 48-inch stormwater pipe broke just beneath a coal ash holding pond at Duke’s dormant Eden power plant, dumping more than 80,000 tons of sludge into the Dan River before the leak was plugged.

According to a report by the Winston-Salem Journal’s Bertrand Gutierrez, Duke Energy did not know exactly how much coal ash had spewed into the river, or how long it had been leaking by the time they discovered the problem, and then it took them 26 hours to notify towns downstream of the contamination. And so we have two problems. The toxic spill, and the unacceptable response time.

Duke Energy has dormant plants and coal ash holding ponds all over the state, and most of them are in violation of one thing or another. The Eden facility, for example, was rated as a “high hazard” by the North Carolina Division of Energy, Mineral and Land Resources. One reason, as was reported by the Greensboro News & Record, is because of the close proximity of the “earthen dike” to the river itself. But in fact, this month’s spill was a hazard waiting to happen. The State’s Division of Energy spokesperson Steve McEvoy told the News & Record editorial staff that though Duke Energy’s dike had been inspected, the pipe had not. Proper monitoring and inspection of the pipes would have required closed circuit cameras, something Duke reportedly never invested in.

And it’s not as though Duke Energy was unaware that they needed to monitor their ponds and pipes. According to the News & Record’s Margaret Moffett Banks, state environmental officials have been after Duke to fix problems at all 12 of their coal-fired plants and 30 ponds, including those at Eden, Asheville, and along the Catawba River. But instead of mitigating problems, Duke Energy has fought the state’s request for accountability and clean-up, tooth-and-nail, which is why our environmental agency had to take the energy giant to court back in August. Meanwhile, the Southern Environmental Law Center is suing Duke Energy to try to force the company to clean up widespread coal ash pollution.

And so, none of us should be shocked, or surprised, that Duke officials sat on their collective asses for more than a day before picking up the phone to let folks know that their river had been contaminated. Still, they broke no law in waiting.

That’s because our archaic and business-friendly state law only requires notification of such spills within 48 hours of discovery. That needs to change. State Representative

Pricey Harrison of Guilford County is pushing for new regulations on how coal ash is stored, so hopefully she will now tack on a provision that requires immediate notification when toxic spills occur.

Clearly, Duke Energy is aware that problems exist with its holding ponds, and, up until now, they have been slow to cooperate with state agency requests to fix those problems. But the Dan River spill was high profile and it prompted a high profile response. Governor McCrory met with Duke officials last week and received their assurance that they would “mitigate any current and long term effects of the very serious incident” at the Eden plant. Still, they made no public promise to expedite that same sort of mitigation in their other facilities. The question is, will Governor McCrory hold Duke’s feet to the fire for comprehensive reforms, and not just settle for corrective actions at the Eden plant alone? After all, McCrory worked for Duke Energy for nearly 30 years, and he is also a pro-business, anti-regulation governor.

Regardless of his loyalties and political principles, however, McCrory and his administration will likely keep a close eye on Duke Energy because the Feds are already keeping an eye on all parties concerned. According to WXII news, the U.S. Attorney’s office has issued a grand jury subpoena requesting records from Duke Energy and the NC Department of Environment and Natural Resources. That’s the same agency who said the third-largest coal ash spill in U.S. history did not violate state water quality standards, even though the Dan River is now gray with coal ash sludge, and area residents are now being told by the NC Department of Health and Human Services not to eat fish near the site of the spill, and to avoid any contact with the river.

It seems like after every major spill, the responsible party always assures us that the pollutants will eventually be absorbed by the affected river or ocean. But having a little toxic coal ash in our water is like being a little bit pregnant. Duke Energy’s metaphorical condom broke, and now the rest of us are in a not-so-delicate condition because of their carelessness. Ours is a toxic relationship because the person who screwed us just happens to be our only available source of energy. It makes you sick to think about it, and even sicker if you go near the Dan River to think about it.


Online Dating Lacks Spontaneity

Posted February 12, 2014 By Triad Today
Unspontaneous Lovers

Unspontaneous Lovers
Lately I’ve noticed the television airwaves have been inundated with commercials for online dating services. I’ve also noticed that these services are very niche oriented, with each one targeted to a specific demographic. Match.com is probably the best known and most inclusive of the online dating services, but there are scores of others that make no apologies for being exclusive. BuzzFeed’s Paul Frank recently listed some of the more diverse sites, and, thanks to Google, I discovered a myriad of others. Here, in honor of Valentine’s Day, are some of my favorites:

AmishDating.com features a romantic carriage ride on its home page and a photo of a girl hugging a raccoon. Those Amish women love anything with facial hair.

SeaCaptainDate.com’s slogan is “Find Your First Mate,” and allows nautical men to enter from either the bow or the stern.

Vampersonals.com assists like-minded vampires and Goths in finding someone suitable to neck with. It also gives the old phrase “punctured romance” a whole new meaning.

ClownDating.com’s slogan is, “Everyone loves a clown, so let a clown love you.” That’s the line I used on my wife.

DiaperMates.com is a dating site that matches up adults who like to wear baby diapers (and they say divorce is messy).

SinglesWithFoodAllergies.com matches up people with peanuts envy.

SaladMatch.com’s slogan is “Find your salad soul mate today!” It’s a holistic dating service for singles who love their salad tossed.

DarwinDating.com is “For beautiful people only.” It features photos of men with open shirts and women with open shirts. Now if they just featured people with open minds.

TrekPassions.com is all about matching up Star Trek fans and its slogan is “Love long and prosper.” The goal is for men who use the service to move out of their parents’ house by age 50.

Purrsonals.com is the nation’s only online dating service for singles who worship p*ssies.

FarmersOnly.com’s slogan is “City folks just don’t get it.” Apparently neither do farmers who need to use this service.

And, there are also online dating services which cater to specific races and colors, such as BlackSingles.com and WhitePeopleMeet.com.

I have a problem with all of these online dating services for two reasons. First, they serve to fractionalize our society and promote social segregation at a time when our nation strives to be more diverse and inclusive. There’s nothing wrong with people marrying within their own race or religion; I’m just not sure it’s all that healthy for us to be defined by what we are instead of who we are. Left to the laws of nature, opposites attract and that’s a good thing, because couples can learn from each other’s differences. Left to online dating, opposites aren’t allowed to attract.

My main problem with online dating services, though, is that they diminish the kind of spontaneous combustion that can occur when two people of varied backgrounds and interests meet by chance, and fall in love naturally. My wife Pam and I met at a business luncheon, and soon thereafter we started courting by phone. Later we began dating, and a year later we were married. We didn’t need a website to tell us we were meant for each other. We just fell in love the old fashioned way.

Of course, every culture has its own idea of what old-fashioned dating means. In some areas of Egypt, lovebirds can only meet and date with parental approval and with a chaperone in tow. In Germany and Switzerland it is common for singles to meet at a festival or other pubic event, then end up dating. And in Nyangatom, Ethiopia, a man must impress the parents of the woman he wants to date by giving his prospective father-in-law 500 cows.

Unfortunately here in America, it seems that the old traditions of dating are going by the wayside, with more and more people meeting electronically. In fact, according to a 2005 Pew Research survey, over 3 million of us are married to, or involved with, someone we met through an online dating service, and that number is growing. Meanwhile some guys are now constructing computer-generated avatars of the women they like, rather than waiting for an online dating service to provide a match. What’s next? Holographic dating?

I’m glad my wife isn’t an avatar, and I’m glad that we met spontaneously, not electronically. Now if I could just get those 500 cows back from my father-in-law.


Americans Should Adopt Americans First

Posted February 5, 2014 By Triad Today

Adopted foreign children
Since the late 18th century, America has been known as the world’s melting pot, so called because families immigrated here to seek a better life in a new home. Somewhere along the way, though, it became fashionable for Anglo- Americans to import their own multinational, multiracial families.

In recent times, for example, Angelina Jolie and other celebrities have been seen as humanitarians for their efforts to rescue at-risk children from Third World countries, as well as from more developed nations such as Russia.

It’s not surprising then, that advocates of foreign adoption, like Sen. Mary Landrieu of Louisiana, willingly supported the Hague Convention on Intercountry Adoption because the treaty would, according to the Associated Press, “establish ethical standards for international adoption.” But the Hague treaty had the opposite effect on foreign adoptions from what Landrieu and others had anticipated. Commenting to the AP last week, Sen. Landrieu said, “When I helped to pass this treaty, it was everyone’s hope that the number [of foreign adoptions] would go up…. Instead, it’s down by 60 percent.” Landrieu is correct.

In 2004, Americans adopted 22,991 foreign children, but by 2012, that number had dropped to 8,668.

A Nov. 17, 2011 report by NPR’s Alan Greenblatt revealed the decline of foreign adoptions was due primarily to corruption, longer wait times, and closing of adoption centers. South Korea, China, Ethiopia, Guatemala and Russia have all scaled back on the number of children available for foreign adoption, while Romania has halted such adoptions altogether.

But Greenblatt also proffered another reason for the decline in adoptions: “There seems to be a consensus within international child welfare circles that orphans should be kept with their own families or communities, and adopted domestically.”

No matter the reasons for the decline in foreign adoptions, Sen. Landrieu decided that congressional action was needed to ensure the health and safety of orphans in other countries. And so, in September of last year, Landrieu introduced the Children in Families First Act, which has since garnered a modicum of bipartisan support in both chambers. Primarily the bill would encourage more Americans to adopt foreign children, but Landrieu also wants to create a new bureau inside the State Department that will focus exclusively on international child welfare. However, many in Congress as well as officials in the State Department aren’t too excited about creating more government bureaucracy.

Senator Landrieu’s efforts are noble and commendable, but they are neither fair nor practical. As a mother of two adopted children, she is blinded by her own compassion for foreign orphans, and that’s okay for her. But legislation driven by that blind compassion may not be best for our nation as a whole. Depending upon which source you cite, there are currently about 3 million orphans in the United States. How, then, in good conscience can any American adopt a Russian or Ethiopian child, when 3 million children need homes right here in America?

I am reminded of a line from the film The American President in which an overzealous politician is described as “someone who claims to love America, but clearly can’t stand Americans.” The analogous reference is harsh and not directed at any of the 200,000 American parents who have given good homes to foreign orphans over the past 15 years.

But going forward, the last thing we need is a new law and a new bureaucracy that favors international orphans over their American counterparts. If such a government structure is put into place, then we are relegating our own American-born orphans to permanent second-class status, and signaling to them that they must continue to take a back seat to foreign kids when it comes to placement.

For now, we should accept the standards that have been established, respect the wishes of governments that want to curtail the export levels of children in their respective countries, and allocate whatever resources we can here in America to placing our own orphans in good homes.

Sen. Landrieu herself said it best:

“Every child needs and deserves to grow up in a family.”

There are three million American orphans who couldn’t agree with her more.


Cigarette Warnings, Punishments are 50 Years Too Late

Posted January 22, 2014 By Triad Today

Surgeon General warning on cigarettes
In 1964, Surgeon General Luther Terry issued a report in which he cited the health risks associated with smoking. That led to the passage of a new law requiring cigarette manufacturers to print a warning on every pack. In the 50 years since then, we’ve seen scientific revelations, massive litigation, fines and settlements; yet still, tobacco companies and the government continue to lock horns over the extent of damage that smoking can cause, and how best to rectify and prevent any further harm to consumers.

Whether planned or coincidental, last week’s anniversary of Terry’s landmark report was marked by two major developments. First, our current Surgeon General Boris Lushniak announced that in addition to causing lung disease and cancer, smoking also causes diabetes, rheumatoid arthritis, erectile dysfunction, macular degeneration, and liver and colon cancer.

The second development occurred six days earlier, when an agreement was reached in US District Court requiring tobacco companies to undertake a massive mea culpa. It will include admitting in print and broadcast ads that smoking is addictive, and that cigarette manufacturers manipulated nicotine delivery in their product so as to feed and better sustain that addiction. According to the Huffington Post’s Michael Felberbaum, the agreement (which follows a 2012 ruling ordering big tobacco to pay for corrective statements in advertisements) requires each of the companies to publish full-page ads in the Sunday edition of at least 35 newspapers and their respective websites. They must also air prime-time TV ads on ABC, CBS or NBC five times per week for a year, and print their transgressions on cigarette packs for the next two years.

These so called corrective ads must also be preceded with the statement that tobacco companies “deliberately deceived the American public,” and they must include the following statistics: Smoking kills more people than murder, AIDS, suicide, car crashes and alcohol combined, and that second-hand smoke kills over 38,000 Americans each year.

The affected companies are calling the corrective ads “forced public confessions… designed to shame and humiliate” them. If so, then that’s okay with the American Heart Association, American Cancer Society and American Lung Association, who released a joint statement saying that the ads are “necessary reminders that tobacco’s devastating toll over the past 50 years is no accident. It stems directly from the tobacco industry’s deceptive and even illegal practices.”

What strikes me about the latest health warnings and punitive actions is that it’s taken far too long for us to get to this point. Noted scientists Wyndren and Graham reported as far back as 1950 that 96.5 percent of lung cancer patients were heavy smokers. And in 1963, an in-house attorney for Brown & Williamson circulated a memo admitting that nicotine is addictive and that “we are in the business of selling nicotine — an addictive drug.”

Think of the lives that might have been saved had someone from B&W grown a pair 50 years ago, and blown the whistle on their manufacturing practices. That didn’t happen until 1996 when Jeffrey Wigand, a B&W researcher went public with confidential information about nicotine manipulation. Would people have still smoked had they known the real health risks and accelerated addictive properties of cigarettes early on? Probably, but they should have at least had access to the facts.

The other amazing thing about this 50-year saga is that no one in a position of leadership at the major tobacco companies has ever gone to prison. When the heads of the seven major cigarette makers testified on Capitol Hill in 1994, all seven men said under oath that nicotine is not addictive. The Waxman committee knew those CEOs were lying because six years earlier the surgeon general ruled that nicotine was, in fact, an addictive drug.

Yet no one went to jail for committing perjury. Let some poor slob off the street commit perjury in court and he goes to the slammer. Let some party perv spike a woman’s drink with a date rape drug, and he’ll get to see the inside of a jail. But let tobacco executives lie about spiking their product with a drug that has helped to kill millions of people, and their only punishment is to fund some foundations and run apology ads.

For eight years I watched my father die a little bit each day from COPD. He had been a heavy smoker for over 40 years, then managed to quit, and was smokefree for the last 20 years of his life. But it was too late. The damage to his lungs had been done. Tobacco company executives didn’t force my dad to smoke cigarettes, but we now know they did everything they could to make sure he kept smoking.

Thanks to cigarette makers and their addictive product, thousands of people live the last years of their lives in a sort of prison, tethered to oxygen tanks and wheelchairs. Meanwhile, tobacco bigwigs are living large, untethered, and complaining that having to finally (and publicly) tell the truth will somehow shame and humiliate them. Their feigned suffering would be laughable if my heart wasn’t so heavy.