
Once upon a time there was a star athlete who went to all of the frat parties with all of the most popular girls. Year after year, a less popular girl kept asking the big star to her party, but he turned her down for the more popular girls.
Then after a while, the star player started playing really badly, so as punishment for his sorry play, the boy’s frat brothers told him he would have to attend the less popular party if he wanted to stay on the team and keep coming to the popular parties. So the has-been star called up the unpopular girl who he had snubbed for many years, and told her he would do her a favor and attend her party after all.
The unpopular girl and her girlfriends were orgasmic over the news, so they went all out to make the popular boy feel like a big star again. The less popular boys who had faithfully attended the less popular party all these years felt hurt and demeaned. The girls who had been snubbed all those years didn’t realize that their dream date was only coming to their party because he was forced to. Maybe they were just in denial, or maybe the orgasm was worth the humiliation. No matter. The degradation was done.
Thus is the fabled saga of the Wyndham Championship and the has-been star athlete it had always coveted.
Sure, the presence of Tiger Woods will draw larger crowds and more media attention to the Wyndham, but at what cost to the integrity of the City, the event and its organizers? From the 1940’s through the 1980’s, The Wyndham (aka The Greater Greensboro Open) was a premiere, prestigious event that attracted golf’s top professionals: Ben Hogan, Byron Nelson, Gary Player, Billy Casper, Chi Chi Rodriquez, Ray Floyd, Tom Weiskopf, Lanny Wadkins, and of course, regional favorite Sam Snead, who won the tournament a record eight times. In fact it was Snead who encouraged the big stars to join him in Greensboro.
But about the time Slammin’ Sammy got long in the tooth, the Wyndham got short on big stars. Just try and name the guys who have won Wyndham over the past ten years. Do the names Brandt Snedeker, Arjun Abwal, or Camillo Villegas ring a bell? The Wyndham desperately needed Tiger during its post-Snead era, but Woods thought he was too good for Greensboro.
At one time, Tiger was the greatest, most dominant player in the world, and it would have been a wonderful gesture for him to honor Snead and the other old pros by attending the Wyndham every year, and bringing along his top flight fellow players. He could have even asked Arnie, Jack, Lee and Chi Chi to join him in Greensboro for an annual pro-am event to benefit a local charity. None of that happened because Tiger didn’t give a shit about the Wyndham.
Wyndham organizer Mark Brazil told the media, “It’s really neat that he (Tiger) is coming… at the end of the day he doesn’t have to come.” But Brazil is mistaken. Tiger HAS to play in Greensboro, and he has to win the tournament if he’s going to rack up enough points to compete in the FedEx Cup championship. In other words, the has-been athlete has to attend the less popular party, or else his frat bothers won’t let him back on the team.
For most of his life, everything has come easy to Tiger Woods: his talent, his recognition, his success as an amateur, his multi million dollar deal with Nike before he ever swung a pro club, his success as a pro, and his sex with strangers, the latter of which caused him to lose his wife and his golfing mojo.
Following a series of scandals, Tiger told reporters on February 19, 2009, “I thought I could get away with whatever I wanted to … I felt I was entitled.”
Well, thanks to the fawning Wyndham, Tiger is getting away with something again. He’s getting away with making us locals look stupid for honoring his snubs over the past 20 years.
The Wyndham has a proud tradition. It’s just too bad it had to lose that pride over an arrogant frat boy like Tiger Woods.





























Posted August 26, 2015 By Triad TodayRemembering Dick Van Patten
In his book, Eighty is Not Enough, Dick Van Patten described the role he played in the film Westworld, as “bumbling.” Fact is, Dick often portrayed characters who were meek, non-confrontational, indecisive, easily intimidated, and yes, bumbling. But in real life, Dick Van Patten was anything but those things. He was opinionated, passionate, compassionate, had a great sense of humor, loved women, loved kids, loved sports, and could hold his own with just about anyone on the tennis courts or at a poker table. The one thing common to both his on screen and off screen personas, though, was his trademark smile. It was genuine and infectious, and I will miss it. Dick died on June 23 from complications of diabetes. He was 86.
I first met Dick in 2009 when I produced and moderated A Salute to TV Dads for the Television Academy. Dick was one of nine iconic TV Dads I brought together for a lively and comical discussion of their lives and careers. The panel included such luminaries as Dick Van Dyke, Bryan Cranston, Bill Paxton, Patrick Duffy, and Jon Cryer (Video clips from the event can be viewed on my website JimLongworth.com). Dick and I talked on several occasions prior to that Father’s Day gathering, and I called him on his birthday in the years afterwards. Of course it was always difficult to catch Dick at home because he was either working, playing tennis, or spending time at the track. He also managed to compile a trivia book, and pen an autobiography.
Dick was not just busy, he was relevant to audiences across nine decades. He performed in over 600 radio programs, 27 Broadway plays, 24 feature films, and scores of television series, including starring in seven. But before he discovered acting, young Dick’s passion was animals. I asked him about that at our TV Dads event.
Dick’s love of animals continued, and in 1989 he co-founded the Natural Balance Pet Foods company. He also raised money for guide dog schools. And while his dad facilitated a life-long devotion to animals, Dick credits his mom with setting his acting career in motion.
After that, there was no turning back. Dick was constantly in demand, performing regularly on radio and on stage during the 1930’s and ’40’s. And though he was becoming well schooled in dramatic arts thanks to his mother, Dick’s dad made sure he was well rounded in other areas.
No worries though, Dick made out fine (pardon the expression) with his lovely wife Pat, who he met while copying off her paper in school. And later, he managed to have two great families. One with Pat, and one on the hit show Eight is Enough, where he became beloved by audiences of all ages. Kids from both families came up on stage during our Father’s Day event, and had special words for the head of their respective clans.
Son Nels said, “You mean a lot to me Dad, you know that. You’ve made life a lot of fun for us, you and Mom.”
Dick’s son Vincent added, “My father is fantastic. he taught me so many things in life, and he’s always been very supportive. I love you Dad.”
Adam Rich, who played Dick’s on-screen son recalled, “Dick bailed me out of jail once. That’s above and beyond a TV dad (laughter). But Dick has always been more than a TV dad to me. He’s been like a real father, and I truly love him with all my heart. Dick Van Patten is one of the nicest people you’d ever wish to meet, and if you were ever lucky enough to meet Dick, he would meet you with a huge smile, and kindness, and great respect, and he treats everybody the same.”
Diane Kay, Dick’s TV daughter, added, “He’s my favorite friend and a wonderful actor. He set the standard for professionalism on our show, and he was the glue that kept all of our cast together. Dick used to tell us, ‘Remember, THESE are the good old days’. And so, I remember them.”
So do we all.