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School of the Arts Weaves a Tangled Web(site)

Posted October 1, 2014 By Triad Today

UNC School of the Arts chooses Chicago over North Carolina
The University of North Carolina School of the Arts is famous for creating high drama on stage and in film, but now they’ve created some drama behind the scenes. Last Friday a press release of sorts appeared in the Winston-Salem Journal announcing that UNCSA had contracted with a Chicago-based company to design a new website for the university. The firm, mStoner, Inc., is to be paid $430,000 for the design and for digital communication services. That contract begs two important questions. How is UNCSA able to spend $430,000 to design a website, and why aren’t they spending that money locally or within the State?

First, let’s tackle the money part. According to HigherEducationWorks.org, North Carolina’s public universities have experienced $500 million in budget cuts since the recession, and that includes significant cuts in need-based aid for students. It also includes $20 million in recent management flexibility cuts, of which UNCSA is not exempt. Also, last August when UNCSA was told its budget was being slashed by an additional $333,621, University spokesperson Lauren Whitaker told the Winston-Salem Journal they avoided layoffs “by reducing funds that would have been available…to purchase technology.” This is the same university that has complained about state budget cuts, and who supports and benefits from film companies coming here and spending their money. Yet now UNCSA is handing over $430,000 to a company with no ties to the Triad or to the state. “Kind of ironic, isn’t it?” said Will Ragsdale of the Winston-Salem-based Mitre Agency, one of over a dozen North Carolina firms who bid on the UNCSA project.

And what about those North Carolina design companies who were passed over by UNCSA? I spent several hours on the phone Friday afternoon speaking with a half dozen firms in the Triad and Triangle areas. I wanted to get their take on UNCSA’s decision to outsource web work to an Illinois-based company. I also spoke with Ward Caldwell, vice provost and project manager at UNCSA who was most cooperative in explaining and defending his methodology.

It should be noted that mStoner does excellent work and has specialized in college websites. “MStoner’s experience in education can’t be underestimated,” Caldwell told me. “It was not obvious to us that other companies in [North Carolina] had the capabilities.”

“That’s ridiculous,” said Ragsdale. “There are tons of people who could do the work, so why not do business in the state of North Carolina?” Another local design executive who asked to remain anonymous, concurred with Ragsdale, saying, “There are multiple firms in North Carolina who use the same technology as mStoner, several of them are here in the Triad, and there are twice as many in Raleigh.”

Doug Barton, owner of the award-winning Trone Brand Energy advertising agency located in High Point is one of those qualified firms. “We definitely could have done the (UNCSA) project. In fact, we made it to the finals and presented how we would do it and what we would do. There were some short-term lead times, but it was very doable,” said Barton.

Raleigh-based VisionPoint Marketing was also a finalist for the UNCSA project. CEO Diane Kuehn told me “We were capable of doing the job, and our bid was $40,000 less than mStoner’s.” Meanwhile, another Triad design company executive told me they underbid mStoner by $80,000.

Caldwell defended UNCSA’s decision to hire a more expensive Chicago company over all other bidders, even though budgets are tight, and cost was one of the five criteria factored into the judging process. The other four criteria were an ability to design a high quality, innovative and functional website; the ability to design a website that takes advantage of the unique visual and moving images component of the University’s five art schools; an understanding of the project goals; and an ability to deliver the site on schedule. But those are very standard criteria which any number of North Carolina-based companies could meet, and have done so for hundreds of satisfied clients. The decision to go out-of-state was particularly disappointing to Ragsdale, whose agency has done work for UNCSA in the past. “We are a brand design company, and we’ve helped revitalize and dimensionalize the University’s brand. It seems we would have been involved at some level in this project,” said Ragsdale.

UNCSA’s evaluation process was perfectly legal, but that doesn’t make it right. For a taxpayer-supported institution to pass over local, tax-paying, qualified design companies, and to make such a large expenditure in the midst of a budget crunch, is a major public relations blunder, and an insult to North Carolina entrepreneurs.

“Clearly UNCSA does not value local talent,” one design executive told me. “All things being equal, the work should stay in-state,” said Diane Kuehn. Trone’s Doug Barton agrees. “I definitely believe for those type of assignments they should keep it within the state, assuming the resources in the state are capable of doing the work. Just like the Lottery. They’re required to keep their work in the state unless there’s no resource in the state to do the work. I don’t think this should be any different. If the North Carolina Departments of Tourism and Commerce are treated that way, I don’t understand why this would be treated any different. UNCSA is predominantly funded with our taxes, so I don’t see why they get treated any differently. It should function in the same way, and I don’t understand why the decision was made.”

According to last week’s announcement, mStoner is just beginning to meet with folks on campus to determine what the website should include, which probably means no substantive work has begun. If so, then I would think that the governor would suggest to UNCSA’s newly hired chancellor that he put a hold on the web project until an investigation is made to determine exactly why the job didn’t go to a qualified company in North Carolina. At the very least, UNCSA should be instructed to favor in-state vendors going forward.

As news of the web debacle surfaced last Friday, Chancellor Lindsay Bierman was making his first report to UNCSA’s full Board of Trustees. In it, he set forth his goals and objectives for the University, which included joining with the Winston-Salem Alliance to promote “economic and entrepreneurial development in the region.” Last time I checked, Chicago is not in our region, and the decision to spend $430,000 out-of-state, rather than with in-state companies, runs counter to his stated objectives. The chancellor needs to re-think the University’s web contract, or else lose credibility with the very entrepreneurs he seeks to promote.


NFL Scandal is Everybody’s Problem

Posted September 24, 2014 By Triad Today

Roger Goodell and Adrian Peterson
Earlier this month, Major League Baseball suspended Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Jonathan Papelbon for seven games because he grabbed his crotch and made an obscene gesture to booing fans. That same week, upon learning that Minnesota running back Adrian Peterson had used a large switch to bloody his four-year-old son’s back, legs, buttocks, face, and scrotum, the Vikings suspended their star for just one game. And so, we all learned an important lesson from the world of professional sports: grabbing your crotch is a much more serious offense than abusing someone else’s.

The Peterson case followed the discovery of a surveillance video showing Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice punching out his fiancée in an elevator, and it immediately preceded news of Arizona Cardinals RB Jonathan Dwyer head-butting his wife, and throwing a shoe at his 17-month-old baby. Meanwhile Greg Hardy and Ray MacDonald were still allowed to play for the Panthers and the 49ers respectively, even though both men had been involved in assaulting women. It has been a bad month for the NFL, whose management and team owners demonstrated a total lack of sensitivity about domestic violence, and an unwillingness to do anything about the problem. The Ravens eventually fired Rice, while the Vikings and Cardinals finally got around to telling their abusive running backs to stay home and collect millions of dollars for doing nothing.

Aside from the disturbing nature of spousal and child abuse in and unto itself, there are a number of collateral issues which should be of concern as well, because they only serve to delay, impede, and prevent any short-term punitive action or long term substantive reform. Those are: greed, denial, and enabling. First is greed. In the beginning, Vikings owners appeared to be taking the appropriate action by sitting Peterson for their game against the New England Patriots. But when the Pats gave Minnesota a severe beating, those same owners reversed field and said Peterson could return for the next game. Former NFL player and coach, now ESPN analyst Herm Edwards said it best, “Winning games has become more important than doing the right thing.” In addition, most of the teams involved with the scandals only did the right thing under threat of losing corporate sponsors. That kind of greedy mentality defies common decency, and reveals an operating procedure that is devoid of empathy for victims of abuse.

Next is denial. For decades now, both league and team officials have acted as though domestic violence didn’t exist. During NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell’s first eight years in office, there have been nearly 60 cases of proven domestic violence, yet those offenses netted a total of only 13 suspended games. Meanwhile, Vikings owners were in a different kind of denial. During one press conference last week, they suggested that what Peterson did might not qualify as child abuse, so they were waiting to see what the courts ruled. The Daily Show‘s Jon Stewart responded to that kind of arrogance and ignorance by offering one piece of simple advice, “You can’t do to a four-year-old child what you’re not allowed to do to a 300-pound lineman.”

Of course, society has been in denial about domestic abuse too. When we all saw the first video of Ray Rice dragging his fiancée out of the elevator, there was no public outcry. That changed when the complete video surfaced, showing Rice’s knockout punch. Same with Adrian Peterson’s crime. There was no uproar over his admission of corporally punishing his toddler, but then photos were made public, showing the bloody and bruised body of the little boy, and all of a sudden, everyone was appalled. In this viral video world of ours, it seems that we have to see a problem before we will admit that there IS a problem.

Finally, we as a society are guilty of enabling abusers, especially athletes who commit violent acts. After serving only a year in prison for torturing, burning, and murdering dogs, Michael Vick was hailed as a reformed hero, and paid millions of dollars to throw a football. His jersey became the biggest seller in the country, and most people forgave and forgot. Why? Because poor Michael revealed that he grew up with dog fighting and didn’t know any better.

Fast forward to Peterson who last week said that one of his high school coaches used to paddle him with a board. Translation? Adrian’s actions toward his son are understandable. Meanwhile, former NFL coach Tony Dungy excused Peterson’s abusive behavior as a cultural phenomena. And NBA legend Charles Barkley played the race card by implying that if what Peterson did is a crime, then every southern black parent should be in jail because they all hit their children. Newsflash Sir Charles, child abuse is a pervasive, racially blind problem.

According to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, over 550,000 children are physically or sexually abused every year, and the Tennyson Center for Children says 80 percent of kids who die from abuse are under the age of four. Moreover, of those who survive their beatings, 30 percent of abused children will go on to abuse their own children. “Excusing this abuse as regional and cultural is how other Americans used to defend having eight-year old boys working in coal mines six days a week, or how people in the South used to defend slavery and lynching,” said ESPN’s Keith Olbermann.

The question is, why are so many infants and children beaten by their parents? Perhaps the answer lies in a 2013 Nielsen survey that showed that four out of five parents believe spanking is appropriate. Another reason is that corporal punishment is legal in all 50 states. Of course, each state has its own threshold for what constitutes abuse, but their guidelines are open to interpretation and tough to enforce. According to TIME.com, in Texas, abuse only exists when punishment “results in substantive harm to the child.” In Louisiana you can beat your child, so long as you don’t “seriously endanger their health.” And the state of Maine allows beatings so long as it results in “no more than transient discomfort.”

It’s easy to see why 39 other countries have banned all forms of corporal punishment, which begs the question, why does America still allow it?

We need to push for a federal ban on corporal punishment while the NFL scandals are still fresh in our easily distracted minds. Meanwhile, the league must work closely with colleges to require sensitivity training for all male athletes, so that there are no excuses for violence against women. Finally, punishment for collegiate and pro athletes who commit domestic violence must be swift and severe. No more one-game suspensions for punching a woman unconscious, or for bloodying a toddler.

Athletes are not the only men who physically abuse family members, but right now their crimes are front and center of a debate that must give rise to reform.

Football is still a beloved sport, but we can’t play games with domestic violence any longer.


War on Drugs is a Painful Failure

Posted September 17, 2014 By Triad Today

Oxycodone regulation
In the early 1900s, liquor flowed freely in restaurants and bars. Americans could walk into any pharmacy and purchase a gram of pure cocaine for 25 cents because it was prescribed as relief from hemorrhoids, toothaches, and indigestion. Companies began to mix cocaine in their soft drink and wine products, and, according to MentalFloss.com, there were even cocaine-laden cigars for sale. Meanwhile, liquid opium was used for everything from coughs to sleeplessness. And by 1906, the AMA approved heroin for general medical use. It was a time when government treated adults like adults, and took a laissez faire approach when it came to social mores.

All that changed in 1920. That’s when Congress passed the 18th Amendment, making the sale and possession of alcohol a federal crime. Bans on drugs soon followed. Prohibition lasted for 13 disastrous years, during which time organized crime controlled the manufacture and distribution of whiskey and narcotics, and America was introduced to automatic weapons, drive-by shootings, car bombings, and assorted murderous mayhem. Bodies were piling up, yet newly banned substances were readily available in back alleys and speakeasies. Prohibition was an abject failure and caused thousands of collateral deaths. Congress ended Prohibition in 1933 with passage of the 21st Amendment, but legislated temperance would continue to rear its ugly head from time to time, including next month.

On October 1st, the Federal government will reclassify oxycodone as a Schedule II narcotic, making it more difficult for people in pain to get relief. This comes on the heels of other boneheaded decisions, like North Carolina Attorney General Roy Cooper’s war on Sudafed, which treats sinus sufferers like meth dealers.

It seems that since the dawn of the 21st century, we’ve been living in an era of “Prohibition 2.0”. Remember New York City Mayor Bloomberg’s ban on super-sized soft drinks? Or how about the increasing list of foods that are disappearing from schools, including potato chips and brownies in favor of such delights as gluten-free lemon bars. Then there’s the aforementioned war on sinus medicines, and now the reclassification of oxycodone.

All of these initiatives have one thing in common: politics. For example, elected officials know they’re losing the war against drug lords, so they pass laws that punish and imprison innocent people, just so they’ll look like they’re doing something.

Meanwhile, one group is actually offering substantive solutions. The Global Commission on Drug Policy is comprised of 21 former world leaders, and last week they met in New York City to discuss their new report, which calls for a complete overhaul of drug policies around the world. Their recommendations include legalizing and regulating illicit drugs like marijuana. They also call for every nation to ensure equitable access to essential medicines, in particular opiate-based meds for pain, such as oxycodone. GCDP wants us to offer treatment instead of incarceration for non-violent offenders, and to stop criminalizing the use and possession of recreational drugs.

The GCDP recognizes that the war on drugs has failed and it’s time for the Obama administration to heed that organization’s proposals. Instead, our current President and his predecessors have made the United States the world’s leading jailer, with today’s prison population totaling over 2 million, 50 percent of which are locked up for non-violent, drug-related crimes.

Treatment isn’t just the right moral policy, it’s also the right economic policy. According to the Justice Policy Institute, treatment of a drug user costs taxpayers $20,000 less each year than incarceration. Moreover, the Washington State Institute for Public Policy reports that we save communities $18 for every one dollar spent for treatment.

The FDA claims that reclassifying oxycodone will cut down on deaths caused by overdose, but whom are they kidding? Just as alcoholics were able to obtain spirits during Prohibition, anyone wanting to purchase pain pills will still be able to do so in whatever quantities they can afford. Meanwhile drug-related street violence will only escalate. And then there’s the hypocrisy of it all. People die from alcohol and tobacco use every day. They commit vehicular manslaughter every day. They use guns in commission of violent crimes every day. Yet the federal government won’t ban cigarettes, booze, cars, or guns. Why? Because those items have powerful lobbies behind them.

Oxycodone, on the other hand, is an easy target for grandstanding legislators. Besides, Uncle Sam always knows what’s best for his wards, right? Wrong. Whatever happened to laissez faire? Whatever happened to the time when our elected representatives stayed out of our personal lives, and tended instead to matters of state?

Will Rogers once joked that “Communism is like Prohibition. It’s a good idea, but it won’t work.” If Rogers were alive today, I’m sure he would update his joke to say, “The Drug War is like Prohibition. It’s a good idea, but it won’t work.”

Today, government intrusiveness is more ill advised than ever before, and it pains me to say that. Unfortunately I can’t get any meds to make the pain go away.


Foxes in the Congressional Henhouse

Posted September 10, 2014 By Triad Today

Eric Cantor, a fox in the henhouse
Back in 1831, North Carolina Congressman Robert Potter castrated two men whom he suspected of sleeping with his wife. His colleagues in the House took no action against him. Later, when serving in the State General Assembly, Potter was caught cheating at cards, and was immediately expelled from the chamber. The moral of the story is that it’s OK to cut from the bottom of a dick, so long as you don’t cut from the bottom of a deck. Clearly, legislators just don’t have their priorities straight.

Then as now, Congress is still ethically challenged. Today it nurtures and condones a revolving door system for its retiring members, which allows them to go to work for industries whom they have previously championed, or for whom they intend to obtain access, or both. The most recent example of this is Republican Congressman Eric Cantor from Virginia. The powerful House Majority Leader had built a substantial power base during his 13 years in Washington, where he was an advocate for big business. Last week he accepted a job with investment bank Moelis & Co., who is paying him a $1.4 million dollar signing bonus, and a $2 million dollar annual salary.

Upon hearing of Cantor’s windfall, Democrat Senator Elizabeth Warren implied to Katie Couric that Cantor will be selling access to his former colleagues “who are still writing policy, and who are still making laws.”

Such criticism is not particularly new. ThinkProgress.org reminds us that former Reagan OMB Director David Stockman once described Cantor as a “Bag man for Wall Street.” Stockman was referring to Cantor’s support for TARP, and his opposition to the Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act. It’s no wonder that Cantor’s Tea Party opponent used the Bag Man tag to defeat the incumbent in a recent primary election. According to ThinkProgress.org, David Brat said, “All of the investment bankers in New York and D.C., they should have gone to jail, but instead went on Eric’s rolodex and sent him big checks.”

Cantor’s primary defeat was unexpected, especially since that same investment banking industry had lined his campaign coffers with nearly $8 million over the past few years. But while Virginia voters finally got wise to Cantor’s antics, Congress itself continues to turn a blind eye to the practice of revolving door power brokering. In recent years, Senate Banking Chairman Phil Gramm took a job with UBS. House banking subcommittee chairman Rick Lazzio went on JP Morgan Chase’s payroll, and former Representative Larry LaRocco became a lobbyist for the American Bankers Association. In fact, today, 50% of all retiring Congressmen now go on to become lobbyists. That compares with just 3% in 1974.

To be fair, such influence peddling hasn’t been limited to Congressmen. Revolving door politics has also been a problem in the West Wing. That’s why on his first day in office, Bill Clinton signed an executive order that barred retiring senior staffers from lobbying their former colleagues for five years. However, in the last few days of his second term, Mr. Clinton revoked his own order so that his outgoing staff could transition into the private sector without delay. History repeated itself nine years later when President Obama had his staff and appointees sign an Ethics Pledge. But the terms of Obama’s pledge had loopholes big enough to drive a truck through, including a provision by which the director of the OMB could issue waivers to certain White House insiders.

That brings us back to the Legislative Branch and people like Eric Cantor who are supposed to serve the public, but end up mainly serving themselves. Under current federal law, Senators are barred from lobbying Congress for two years after leaving their post, and House members are barred for one year. But here’s the rub. Folks like Cantor can leave office and immediately go to work for one of his pet companies without breaking the law. That’s because he can “advise” his new employer on how to navigate the halls of Congress without directly lobbying former members himself, who, by the way, he’s free to meet with socially, wink-wink. But Cantor isn’t necessarily even being paid to help Moelis in the future. As The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart pointed out, the millions Cantor is reaping from Moelis is just compensation for services already rendered. Stewart is right on target. If nothing else, Cantor is being richly rewarded for protecting the interests of the investment banking industry while serving in Congress.

Republican Rep. Michael Bennet and Democratic Senator Jon Tester would like to see retiring members of Congress barred from any kind of lobbying for life, but their attempts have fallen on deaf ears, and will continue to do so, at least until we can send enough fresh faces to Washington who aren’t interested in lining their pockets. Once that happens, then we might see some viable ethics reform enacted. My suggestion is to tie the length of a lobbying ban to the actual number of years served in Congress. For example, if a one term representative leaves office, he could go to work anywhere he wishes after two years. But if that same official remained in Congress for 10 years, then his ban would last for a decade. In Washington, power and influence only come with time served, so my plan would render powerful incumbents virtually powerless to influence policy upon their retirement.

In the meantime, we need to keep pushing for term limits and vote out as many incumbents as possible. Otherwise we’ll be stuck with elected officials who look the other way while they and their contributors (and future employers) screw the American public. It makes you mad enough to want to castrate those corrupt officials. Where’s Robert Potter when you need him?


Mayberry and Ferguson

Posted September 3, 2014 By Triad Today

Andy Griffith knows a gun brings fear, not respect
On August 9, Ferguson Missouri police officer Darren Wilson shot and killed Michael Brown, an unarmed 18-year-old black man. Initial reports indicate that Brown had his hands up in the air when Wilson fired multiple times. The Brown family lawyer proclaimed that Wilson was guilty of murder. Riots ensued, and SWAT teams and national guard were called in to restore order using military equipment and weaponry. The riots have since ended, but there’s still unrest, distrust, and anger simmering in the St. Louis suburb. And why not? After all, Ferguson was a public safety disaster waiting to happen. The population of Ferguson is 63% African American, yet the police force is 94% white.

It is amazing to me that in America you are guaranteed a jury of your peers, yet we can’t guarantee policing by your peers. This is something that Attorney General Eric Holder should try and rectify as a violation of basic civil rights. I also think that police officers should live where they work. Anyway, that’s my input, and while it would take time to implement those proposals, at least they’re viable. That’s in contrast to the irresponsible and bone-headed input by some in the news media over the past few weeks.

The FOX news team, of course, was quick to paint Wilson as the victim and Brown as the criminal. But my favorite skewed coverage was on CNN. Commenting on the Ferguson riots and police use of tear gas to disperse crowds, CNN anchor Rosemary Church suggested, “Why not use water cannons? At least it’s not something that is going to have the same kind of effect.” Typical of today’s beauty queen news anchors, Ms. Church made the mistake of opening her mouth and showing us how little she knows. She also demonstrated a thorough lack of historical perspective and sensitivity. Those of us who came of age in the early 1960’s remember all too well the disturbing images of southern cops blasting innocent black citizens with water cannons. It was inexcusable behavior by racists parading as public servants. So thanks for your suggestion Ms. Church—you freaking idiot.

Meanwhile, not all insensitive coverage was initiated by the electronic media.

Syndicated cartoonist Taylor Jones amplified the 1960’s water cannon era by portraying a Ferguson storm trooper as Barney Fife. In the foreground of the cartoon is a black man with raised hands while Fife, armed with an assault rifle and pointing a semi automatic pistol at the man, says, “We’ve got to nip it in the bud!” For me, Jones’ illustration and political commentary was the last straw in the media frenzy about Michael Brown’s killing, and for two reasons.

For many years now I have grown increasingly embarrassed to tell people that I work in television because increasingly, local and network news operations have filled their ranks with airheads whose main qualification is that they are young and attractive. Ironically, though, when attempting to ad lib, what they say is often very unattractive. The killing of an unarmed black youth by a white man in authority is becoming an all-too familiar occurrence in this country, and any news person who fails to grasp the significance of that racial divide is not fit to wear a microphone.

The other reason I reached my boiling point last month is because a tragedy born out of prejudice is never well served by satire born out of prejudice. Jones’ cartoon wasn’t funny because his metaphor wasn’t appropriate, and smacked of prejudice against the South. If ever there was a kind and gentle law enforcement officer, it was the fictional Barney Fife, loyal deputy on “The Andy Griffith Show”. To portray Fife as a violent, racist cop even in jest is a misrepresentation of the character Don Knotts created, and an insult to the millions of white people in the South who live with and respect people of color.

To be fair, Jones isn’t the first media professional to pick on Mayberry. Two years ago producers of the prime time EMMY awards show presented a parody of “The Andy Griffith Show” in which Andy and Barney were portrayed by characters from “Breaking Bad”. The segment ended with Bryan Cranston (“Andy”) and Aaron Paul (“Opie”) murdering Barney.

For some big-city media types, it is stylish to make fun of the South, and when based on facts, those parodies can be helpful. But no TV anchor, pundit or cartoonist has the right to indict all southern towns for something vile that takes place in a single locality. Barney Fife is nothing like Darren Wilson. For proof, just heed Fife’s own words; “It’s a wise man who knows it’s illegal to take the law into his own hands.” Barney also said, “I’m a student of humanity. I guess that’s the difference between a sharply honed lawman, and a jerk wearing a badge.” And once when Barney was swearing in extra deputies, he told them, “That badge means something. Don’t any of you disgrace it.” I believe that the majority of police officers and deputies in the South feel the same way as Barney, and that’s something of which we southerners can be proud.

Later this month, the town of Mount Airy will host its annual “Mayberry Days” event, where visitors can celebrate what’s good about small town America. There will be plenty of good food, good music, and good conversation. And yes, there will be plenty of good cops around to keep an eye on things. There’s no doubt that the Ferguson police force needs swift reform, but not all small towns are full of racists. Anyone who seeks to lump us all together should just nip it right now


Ed Nelson (1928-2014): Hollywood's Tireless Craftsman

Posted August 27, 2014 By Triad Today

Ed Nelson with Jim Longworth
In the movie Tootsie, Dustin Hoffman played a struggling actor and drama coach who told his students, “You’re an actor. There’s no excuse for not working.” That fictional admonishment was a real-life mantra for actor Ed Nelson, who passed away at his home in Guilford County on August 9, at the age of 85. He is survived by Patsy, his wife of 64 years, four daughters, two sons, 14 grandchildren, and 10 great-grandchildren.

Ed Nelson was always working, and was the busiest actor I’ve ever known. He appeared in hundreds of stage plays, and over 140 television series, including a starring turn in the long-running ABC drama, Peyton Place. He also acted in over 50 films, the last of which was Runaway Jury in 2003, starring, appropriately, Dustin Hoffman.

Ed was born in New Orleans, but his family soon moved to North Carolina where his father worked as a contractor at Camp Lejeune. Early on, Ed frequently found himself getting into mischief. During a 2010 interview on my Triad Today TV show, Ed told me, “I was not the ideal student. I mean, my mother came to school more than I did.” (laughs).

Ed also told me about his high school days.

ED: I was raised on the coast of Carolina. I went half a year to Jacksonville High School and half a year at Swansboro until they opened a school on the base, and that was Camp Lejeune High School.

It was there that young Ed developed a strong work ethic.

ED: Even though my father was not in the Marine Corps, he was one of the construction people that helped build the base. He was a steam fitter, and I was his helper during the summers.

Ed also applied that work ethic to a variety of sports.

ED: If you could walk, you were a four-letter man in sports (laughs). So I played them all.

Regardless of Ed’s desire to succeed in athletics, his football team often came up short.

ED: We lost every football game except one. We beat New Hanover High in Wilmington. We beat them one night in a driving rain storm with about four inches of water on the field.

JL: And those folks from Wilmington still hate you to this day.

ED: They do (laughs).

After school, Ed pulled a stint in the Navy, then went on to attend Tulane University where he hoped to study law. But his focus changed when he was smitten by his future wife Patsy, and by his new mistress, acting. He later went to New York City to study television production, and that led him back to New Orleans, and a job as assistant director at WDSU-TV.

As fate would have it, famed B-movie director Roger Corman came to New Orleans to shoot Swamp Women, and Ed found himself working for Corman both behind the scenes and in front of the camera.

By 1960 Ed was fast becoming a fixture in prime time, appearing as a guest star on a myriad of TV shows, including Rawhide, starring a young Clint Eastwood. Upon hearing of Ed’s passing, Clint emailed me the following statement: “I knew Ed in the Rawhide days, and saw him briefly throughout the years since. He was a terrific guy.”

Ed was proving to be a talented, reliable character actor, and was working regularly in Hollywood when he was offered what was to become his signature role of Dr. Michael Rossi in ABC’s Peyton Place.

ED: I had been under contract to Universal for three years, and they wanted me to re-sign. My agent called and said he didn’t want me to re-sign. I said, “Wait a minute. I’m getting a check every week, and I’m working with all these great stars. What’s the show you have for me?” And he said, “It’s a big show over at 20th Century Fox called Peyton Place and they want you”. Then he asked me what I wanted. “Give me a parking spot on the lot with my name on it.”

Ed got his parking space, and more.

Peyton Place was an immediate hit, airing twice a week at first, then three times a week by the second season. The show was TV’s first prime time soap opera (though Ed hated that term), and the forerunner of Dallas, Dynasty, and all other dramas with continuing story lines.

One of Ed’s co-stars on Peyton Place was newcomer Ryan O’Neal, who was saddened by the loss of his friend. In an email to me last week, Ryan wrote, “Ed Nelson was a man amongst men. He will be sorely missed by us all.”

Peyton Place left the air in 1969, but Ed never wanted for work, and continued to stay busy on stage, in films and on television, including five appearances on
Murder She Wrote. My friend Angela Lansbury told me, “Ed Nelson was always a huge addition to the cast of Murder She Wrote on so many occasions. He will be sadly missed by me and his many friends in our industry.”

Another of Ed’s friends was Ed Asner, with whom he served on the Board of the Screen Actors Guild. Nelson was a staunch conservative, and Asner was the polar opposite. Nevertheless, the two Eds found common ground. Asner told me, “I found Ed to be a hard working actor for the union. I appreciate his efforts on behalf of the union, and even though we might have differed occasionally on some politics, I liked him. He was a good man.”

Ed and Patsy had planned to retire to their beloved New Orleans, but hurricane Katrina destroyed their home, so they relocated back to Ed’s adopted state of North Carolina, and settled in Guilford County near their daughter Beth, who lives in Oak Ridge.

In 2008, Ed and his friend Dr. Alvin Cotlar collaborated on Nelson’s biography, titled, Beyond Peyton Place.

Meanwhile 20th Century Fox released the first two seasons of Peyton Place on DVD. Ed was never more popular, and, well into his eighties, he was still in demand at nostalgia shows around the country, including the Western Film Fair in Winston-Salem.

My fondest memory of Ed was one afternoon in the TV station parking lot after we had taped a segment for Triad Today. Ed knew television inside and out, and we shared some common experiences. We had both started out working behind the camera, and while I never went into acting (a real break for the public), both of us enjoyed interviewing people. In fact Ed once hosted his own morning talk show for ABC. But no matter what Ed did, he did it well. I told him that I always looked forward to his guest starring roles because he made every scene he was in work better. I asked him about his success as an actor.

ED: When I first started in theatre in New Orleans, a film director told me “Just let yourself go.” Of course, you can’t let your physical body go.

JL: I have.

ED: (laughs)

Speaking of physical strength, Ed had that in spades. After we concluded our parking lot summit, he slapped me on the shoulder out of friendship. The only thing is, his slap knocked me off balance, and I outweighed the man by a good 70 pounds. Ed also had strength of character, and a work ethic that would put a beaver to shame. During our last interview, I asked him if he had ever turned down a role that he wished he hadn’t.

ED: I never turned anything down. My agent complained that I worked too much, and should have held out for the great roles. But I love to work. It was a relief to me, and God knows what I would have been if I hadn’t been an actor. I enjoyed it so much, and I worked at it very hard. I Ioved it.

Ed Nelson was a well respected, dedicated actor, and as far as he was concerned, there was just no excuse for not working. Those of us who saw him act were fortunate he felt that way.

(Ed’s funeral service will be held at 10:00am Saturday, August 30, at St. Pius X Catholic Church in Greensboro, NC)


Commentaries and Random Thoughts

Posted August 20, 2014 By Triad Today

Human Ken and Barbie
Each week I use the last few moments of my “Triad Today” television show to comment on weird and wacky stories in the news. Here are some of the weirdest and wackiest from the past six months.

JURY GONE TO THE DOGS

Last week a New Jersey clerk of court mistakenly summoned a German Shepherd for jury duty. When the judge asked if any of the jurors needed to recuse themselves due to a conflict of interest, the German Shepherd said, “Yes, I have a cousin who works in the police department.”

HIGH TEST TASTE TEST

A London man has been arrested again for buying gasoline, then drinking it. Authorities had banned the gas-guzzler from local petrol stations, but he just couldn’t stay away. Why the addiction to gasoline? “It keeps him Regular,” said his wife Ethyl.

GRAIN FED GIRL

Last week a 120 pound woman from Nebraska set a world’s record by eating a 72 ounce steak in just three minutes. Asked if she thought her feat was rare, the woman replied, “No, it was well done.”

Meanwhile, KitchenDaily.com reports that Dan Janssen has been eating pizza every single day for the past 25 years. Mr. Janssen’s favorite toppings are pepperoni, mushrooms, and Rolaids.

FERRIS WHEEL WOMAN

Last month a Florida woman renewed her marriage vows to a Ferris wheel.

She also claims to have had sex with a train. The woman suffers from a rare disorder that causes people to fall in love with a lifeless object. “Yeah, I’m down with that,” said Kanye West.

LAVATORY SEX

Last week a 20 year old woman was arrested aboard a flight bound for Las Vegas because she and a man were having loud sex in the airplane lavatory. It’s no surprise that she was arrested. After all, the plane belonged to Virgin Air.

METER MADE

Last month an Illinois couple got into a cab, had sex in the back seat, then said they didn’t have enough money to pay the $83 fare. Said the man to the cabbie, “Sorry, I guess I came up short.” To which the woman replied, “You don’t know the half of it.”

KEN AND BARBIE BODIES

You’ve all heard about people who have surgery to make themselves look like Ken and Barbie. Well, last week the human Ken said he didn’t like the human Barbie because she’s lacking in certain areas. Said Barbie to Ken, “Men in glass houses shouldn’t throw missing stones.”

ON-LINE DATING

New research indicates that more and more people are meeting through on-line dating services. And some of those services are kind of weird. My favorite is www.singleswithfoodallergies.com. It’s the site that matches up people with peanuts envy.

Meanwhile, there’s a matchmaking site called AmishDating.com whose home page features a photo of a woman hugging a raccoon. Those Amish women love anything with facial hair.

VANISHING ACT

Researchers at Duke University have designed a building that is cloaked and appears to vanish. Actually that’s nothing new. Duke’s been making parents’ money disappear for years.

SOARING LIKE THE BIRD

By now you’ve heard of the California couple that loved the movie “Up” so much that they painted their house to look just like the one in which old Carl lived. The problem is that neighbors complained, saying the “Up” house is an eyesore, to which the couple responded, “Hey, we upped ours, so up yours.”

BEER ON ICE

Hockey fans in Idaho are suing Century Link arena for putting less beer in larger cups, and then charging three dollars more for them. This just proves that athletic supporters are sensitive about their cup size.

POOPER SHOOTER

A Kentucky man recently carried a loaded handgun into a restroom stall, and the pistol accidentally fell to the floor and shot him in the leg while he was seated on the toilet. The moral of this story is “Never carry a gun when your weapon is exposed.”


Fifteen Percent Prayer and Other Bad Ideas

Posted August 13, 2014 By Triad Today

Prayer in restaurants
Here in North Carolina we have much to be proud of. There’s Dr. Anthony Atala and the groundbreaking work he’s doing under the auspices of Wake Forest University in the field of regenerative medicine. We also have an indispensable sickle cell center in Greensboro. We are a leader in the Arts, as well as in arts education. We have a state-of- the-art zoo in Asheboro, a beautiful botanical garden in Kernersville, and four world class aquariums along our coast. Speaking of which, very few states can boast of having majestic mountain ranges and expansive beaches in such close proximity. North Carolina also has some of the finest, most hospitable and generous folks you’d ever want to meet.

Having said that, we also have our share of homophobes, wackos, misguided politicians and others who intentionally or unintentionally manage to discriminate against and disenfranchise one population or another. What’s worse, their antics always seem to make national news, which, in turn, only serves to validate the stereotypical image that outsiders have of us.

For example, our General Assembly set civil rights back on its heels recently by passing a voter ID law, and with it, a number of voter suppression elements, including limiting the number of days and sites for early voting, and ending same day registration, as well as straight party ticket voting.

Meanwhile, our mostly white male lawmakers decided to play God with women’s reproductive rights, and by hiding the legislation in a motorcycle safety bill, were successful in affecting what could be the eventual closing of nearly every abortion clinic in the State.

Those same men also initiated a ban on gay marriage, allowed people to carry guns into bars and onto playgrounds, treated teachers like enemy combatants, and did away with tax incentives for film companies.

Our compassionate legislators also repealed the Racial Justice Act, established new conditions for receiving unemployment pay (which will now be substantially lower), and required anyone receiving welfare to undergo a drug test.

And while government officials like to brag about how livable our cities are, and politicians always manage to find money for pet projects, childhood hunger is at an all-time high, and that’s about the worst kind of discrimination there is.

It’s no wonder that The New York Times and other media outlets think of us as a bad joke. But wait. There’s more. Earlier this month, the owner of a Winston-Salem diner confirmed that she was offering a 15 percent discount on all meals for anyone who prayed before eating. Mary Haglund is probably a very nice person, but she’s also part of a growing population of folks who probably don’t think before they act, and who don’t grasp the potential effects and backlash that can result from discriminatory actions. Ms. Haglund told the Winston-Salem Journal that the prayer discount is not a policy, but rather a “gift” that she allows her servers to extend to patrons who “pray in public.” But some gifts are better given in private.

The discount stunt garnered negative response from around the country, including from one blogger who wrote, “This is not just a random gift. This is a tax that you impose on people who don’t pray to your God.” Still other complaints came from organizations like the Wisconsin-based Freedom From Religion Foundation (FFRF), who, according to the Journal’s Wesley Young, accused Haglund “of violating the law by denying customers who do not pray and non believers, the right to full and equal enjoyment of Mary’s Gourmet Diner.”

To her credit, Ms. Haglund has stated that she was not promoting one religion over another, and I believe she meant no offense to anyone. But regardless of how she spins this yarn, Mary Haglund opened up a can of worms that once again made North Carolinians look a little skewed to the rest of the world. Yes I realize that her gesture was born out of kindness, but it still smacks of exclusionary prejudice that begs the question, what’s next? Separate bathrooms and water fountains for non- Christians?

Perhaps if more people took time to pray about their decisions, there wouldn’t be so much discrimination in our State, and yet that’s the ironic thing about Mary Haglund’s good hearted, but wrongheaded gesture. While it’s true there’s no discounting the power of prayer, it’s also true that prayer shouldn’t be discounted. Not even 15 percent.

(Editor’s note: The day this column was filed, Ms. Haglund rescinded her discount prayer policy, fearing legal action by the Freedom From Religion Foundation)


S.O.L. with ADT

Posted August 6, 2014 By Triad Today

ADT sign on fire
Over the past five decades, I have made it a practice not to use my television talk shows or columns as a forum for airing personal problems and complaints. I do, however, believe that it’s possible for some universal good to result from exposing certain kinds of individual tribulations. My experience with ADT is just such a case.

ADT is a leader in home security systems, which is evident by the fact that they seem to have more yard signs posted than a campaigning politician (excuse the metaphorical redundancy). Bigger is better, or so I thought eleven years ago when I signed with ADT. In any event, I made it clear then to the ADT rep that my primary concern was fire protection which he, and the subsequent installer assured me would be taken care of. If a fire broke out, the smoke would trigger our ADT detectors, which would sound a shrill alarm to alert any inhabitants, and send an immediate call to the nearest fire station. My wife Pam and I have enjoyed peace of mind ever since, that is, until late last month, when we discovered that what we had actually enjoyed was a false sense of security.

On the morning of July 16, Pam was broiling a few slices of bacon, when all of a sudden she smelled and saw smoke billowing from our new oven. A huge blaze developed (which we later learned was probably caused by some sort of short in the oven element) and the ADT smoke detector sounded off immediately – just as the sales rep had promised a decade ago. As I went to fetch our fire extinguisher, I asked Pam to call 911. I was sure that ADT had alerted the fire department, but I was just acting on instinct, and instinct tells you to call 911 in these kinds of situations. About 5 minutes later, a half dozen fire trucks arrived. By then I had managed to put out the flames, nevertheless, Captain Chris Pope had his men make a thorough inspection of the premises, then bring in huge fans to blow the smoke out of our house, which looked like a scene out of the movie Backdraft.

I can’t say enough good things about the Kernersville Fire Department. They arrived in a timely fashion, and were thoroughly professional and proficient. At the time, I was also having similar thoughts about the folks at ADT. After all, it was their monitoring that brought the firefighters to our aid. Our security system had worked. There was no real damage to the house, everyone emerged unscathed (except for the ends of my hair which were singed by the oven flames), and the money I had paid to ADT for the past eleven years was money well spent. Or so I thought.

Several days later when the dust had settled, it occurred to me that no one from ADT had ever called the house to see how we were, either during the fire or afterward. I had this sick feeling in the pit of my stomach. The thought occurred to me that KFD responded solely because of Pam’s 911 call, and not to any alert from ADT. I subsequently called and spoke at length with KFD Captain Bowman and asked him to retrieve any and all logs and computer read-outs from the morning of July 16. His findings were conclusive: ADT never monitored the smoke detector alarm, and never called anyone to summon help. I spent the next day speaking with several ADT representatives, each of whom confirmed what Captain Bowman had told me. Said one rep, “I’m not seeing anything from July 16 for a fire”. Suddenly that sick feeling I had earlier just got worse. I realized that if ADT had failed to respond a few days ago, then chances are they would have failed to respond on any other day since our service began.

I naively believed that ADT would issue a sincere apology and offer to refund every cent I had paid them for the past eleven years. That didn’t happen. And so I cancelled my “service” with ADT, and called Caudill’s Security, a local, second-generation company with a stellar reputation. They had a new security system installed in less than 24 hours, and their technicians gave me their mobile phone numbers in case we ever had concerns or questions, day or night.

Meanwhile, I went online to research ADT, and read of numerous instances in which other people had similar experiences to ours.

I also read through ADT’s website which states, “In your home, anything less than continuous and accurate fire and smoke monitoring is unacceptable”. I almost choked when reading those words. Or maybe I was still choking from the smoke that ADT didn’t report.

So what lessons have I learned from this harrowing experience which I can pass along to others? First of all, make sure you have a working fire extinguisher located on every floor of your house, and check them periodically to verify if they’re full. Also, make sure every member of your family knows how to use the extinguisher. The second lesson is don’t sign up with ADT, and, if you already have, cancel your service, and hire a reputable, locally owned company.

By the way, ADT’s slogan is, “Get security you can count on every day of the year”. I guess July 16 just wasn’t their day.


Rockets’ Red Glare, Bombs Bursting in Air

Posted July 30, 2014 By Triad Today

Fireworks hurting a kid's ears
Earlier this month we celebrated our 238th anniversary of independence from Great Britain. Nearly two months before that, we celebrated Memorial Day, where we honored men and women who had made the ultimate sacrifice. I’m as patriotic as the next guy, but over the years I have come to dread these and other holidays, and I can explain my disdain in one word: Fireworks.

Despite what we see in old movies, war is not glamorous. It is not glorious, and it is almost never necessary. And so there’s a morbid kind of irony about the fact that we honor those who died in war, by firing off a barrage of mortars and rockets designed to recreate the violent sounds of war.

In my neck of the woods, fireworks are shot off by neighbors in their back yards, and by so-called professionals who are hired by the city to punctuate community gatherings. During our most recent Independence Day fete, the combination of private and municipal rocket fire caused the windows of our house to vibrate so severely that they nearly shattered. Moreover, the constant barrage of scud-like missile activity also caused our rescue dogs to shake uncontrollably, and become so upset that they suffered with GI difficulties for two weeks. Meanwhile, the noise disrupted bed rest at area nursing homes and retirement complexes, and wildlife fled from their limited wooded habitats, and ran nervously into on-going traffic, where at least one deer met his doom. These are all too common scenarios across the country, and are of particular interest to Chapel Hill-based Noise Free America.

NFA acts as a clearinghouse for noise complaints, and as an advocate for a ban on fireworks altogether. In a recent email exchange with NFA Director Ted Rueter, I learned that noise wasn’t the only problem resulting from our latest Independence Day fireworks displays. Serious injuries and deaths also occurred. Those included three 4 year olds and an infant who died in a Philadelphia row house fire, which had started when a firecracker was thrown onto a couch on their front porch. The fire also spread to several other row houses. And then there was the man from Michigan who lit some fireworks which then flew back into his chest, killing him. Ted also mentioned another man who blew his arm off while using fireworks. Meanwhile, KIRO-TV in Seattle reported that in just a few short hours, one local hospital treated 35 people with fireworks-related injuries. Said Rueter, “This past 4th of July turned out to be a deadly and very disruptive holiday”.

Unfortunately, fireworks related tragedies are not a recent phenomena. The National Fire Protection Association reports that in 2011, nearly 18,000 fires were caused by fireworks. Those included 1,200 total structure fires, 400 vehicle fires, and 16,000 other fires. That year, fireworks caused over $32 million dollars in property damage, and at least eight people died. Not surprisingly, more fires are reported on the 4th of July than on any other day of the year, and fireworks account for two out of every five of those fires.

In 2012, hospital emergency departments treated nearly 9,000 people for fireworks related injuries, including 31% which were head injuries. Those most likely to be killed or injured by fireworks are young people age 15 to 24.

And, as if we didn’t have enough to worry about, now there’s a new kind of danger involving fireworks. Forbes and other news outlets report a rise in people flying their drones in the airspace just above fireworks displays. When rockets collide with drones, the latter can cause the former to detonate off target, and can force hazardous debris down onto unsuspecting spectators.

In addition to producing noise and causing fires and injuries, fireworks are also increasingly causing environmental damage. Studies by the EPA show that chemical residue from fireworks is polluting lakes, ponds, and even contaminating ground water. That, in turn, negatively impacts on the health of humans and wildlife alike.

Some states have enacted laws which restrict use and composition of fireworks. In California, for example, fireworks devices cannot leave the ground. In North Carolina, the amount of black powder charge in fireworks is limited to 200 grams. Meanwhile, New York, New Jersey, and Delaware have banned all consumer fireworks. But those bans don’t go far enough, because they do nothing to restrict commercial use of fireworks. Yes, I’ve heard the argument that “professionals” know how to handle fireworks, and most of them do. But that’s not the point.

According to Science Daily, the South Coast Air Quality Management agency solicited testimony which showed that chemicals from nightly fireworks displays at Disneyland, had polluted underground water to the extent that six local wells adjacent to the park had to be shut down, and residents forced to drink bottled water. Science Daily also reported that children with asthma had more frequent attacks because of smoke generated from Disney’s fireworks displays.

I doubt anyone is more competent with recreational explosives than the pyrotechnic wizards who set off fireworks at Disneyland, Disney World, and other parks across the nation. But that doesn’t rectify or prevent noise, air, and water pollution. That’s why commercial as well as consumer fireworks displays should be banned in every state, with the caveat that localities can issue special permits for venues that aren’t near a residential area, don’t border on a body of water, and where technicians use non hazardous materials.

The fact is there’s nothing particularly patriotic or even appropriate about shooting off fireworks in celebration of Independence Day, Veterans Day, or Memorial Day. Surely we don’t need to be bombarded with the sounds of war when pausing to recognize our freedoms or our veterans. A simple parade, display of American flags, a brass band, and some small sparklers are more than adequate to present a safer, quieter commemoration. I just can’t imagine that anyone who died in battle would feel good about the injury, death, and damage caused by fireworks on his behalf. That kind of senseless loss serves only to dishonor those we seek to honor.


Archie Andrews (1941-2014) R.I.P.

Posted July 23, 2014 By Triad Today

Final issue of Life With Archie
Those of us who have lost a loved one are not prone to mourn mundane things like the cancellation of our favorite TV show, or the playoff loss of our favorite team. Still, any abrupt change to the underpinnings of our little corner of the universe can serve to exacerbate our sensitivity over real life losses. For example, the death of my Mom came on the heels of the razing of my elementary school which used to stand just up the street from our old house. Taken separately, the building demolition would have seemed unimportant, but taken in tandem with my mother’s passing, it took on a different significance. The fact is we become easily attached to and sentimental over inanimate objects because they represent direct or collateral symbols of order and stability in our lives. And that brings me to comic books, and to the characters who appear in them.

For many of us, comic books were the first thing we read on our own for pleasure. They are something WE selected, something we purchased with our own money. Thus, those comics became part of the fabric of our childhood. The guys in my old neighborhood played sports together, fought together, played army together, and every Thursday, we rode our bikes down to Andrews Pharmacy and bought comic books together. Each of us had our favorites. One guy was all about Superman, another loved the Avengers. I collected The Flash for pure escapism, Dennis the Menace because he was my alter ego, and Archie, because I wanted to know what high school kids were like, and to see if Betty and Veronica would ever have a wardrobe malfunction.

Archie and his pals took me to Christmas parties, proms, ball games, and even to the 1964 World’s Fair. Archie comics were my pop culture preparatory school, and even as I got older, I loved the fact that Archie never aged. His creators, Vic Bloom and Bob Montana, knew that the key to a successful comic book character was to make him endearing and enduring, by having him reside in a kind of Neverland where he couldn’t grow old or die. Apparently the current publisher and co-CEO of Archie comics, Jon Goldwater, didn’t get the memo on that template, because for the past several years, he has turned Riverdale into a socio political laboratory of the worst kind.

Not only did Goldwater allow Archie and company to mature, he even let some of them get married. That includes a storyline where Archie tied the knot, and another where his gay pal Kevin entered into an interracial, homosexual union. Hey, I’m all for marriage of any kind, but not in high school, and that’s where all these folks should have been, not out in the real world being politically correct. OK, so Mr. Goldwater damaged the franchise by letting everyone get older, but last week he went too far, and allowed Archie to be killed off.

It seems that Kevin, a newly elected Senator, was crusading against gun violence when an assassin took a shot at him. Archie stepped into the path of the bullet, and the next thing we see is Betty and Veronica kneeling over Archie’s blood-soaked body in an eerie recreation of the RFK assassination. Goldwater tried to rationalize his idiotic decision in a public statement:

“The way in which Archie dies is everything you would expect of Archie. He dies heroically. He dies selflessly. He dies in the manner that epitomizes not only the best of Riverdale, but the best of all of us.”

Pardon me while I heave at that hypocrisy. Goldwater doesn’t care about heroism, he only cares about the immediate bottom line, because sales of his revamped Archie comics have been on the decline. According to the Weekly Standard’s Jonathan Last, the previous issue of “Life With Archie” only sold 2,064 copies. Said Last, “The stunt (Archie’s death) is perfectly in line with a company that’s experiencing massive internal turmoil.”

Perhaps some stunts are harmless, after all, everyone knew that Superman wasn’t really dead when DC Comics killed him off in 1992. But Archie is not a regenerating super hero. He is just flesh and blood (sort of),and now he’s been felled by an assassin’s bullet. And since Archie died fighting for a political issue like restrictions on handguns, cartoonist Rick McKee of the Augusta Chronicle has sarcastically proposed a number of other death scenarios for the Archie gang. McKee predicts that Jughead will die while trying to save a Polar Bear from drowning in a rising sea caused by global warming. He also says Betty will perish in a botched back alley abortion because her boss at Hobby Lobby wouldn’t spring for morning after pills.

If Goldwater had wanted to sell comics with sensationalistic political correctness, he could have simply kept the kids in high school, and let them lobby for or against various causes. There was no need to have Peter Pan grow up and get killed just to enrich pirate Goldwater’s booty.

I am reminded of a line from the film “Brubaker” in which a corrupt vendor tries to bribe the prison warden. When the warden refuses the bribe, the vendor says, “It’s tradition. Don’t f**k with tradition.”

Jon Goldwater f**ked with tradition, and now Archie is dead, and a part of every baby boomer fan has died too. Shame on Goldwater for sullying our childhood memories, and causing an unnecessary death in the family. Shame on him for f**king with tradition.


Brad and Britt On (In) Demand

Posted July 16, 2014 By Triad Today

Brad Krantz and Britt Whitmire
There have been some memorable comedy duos in the history of radio, among them, Burns and Allen, Abbott & Costello, and Bob & Ray. But even those broadcasting giants never attempted to augment their comedy bits with discussions about topical issues.

That’s what makes Brad Krantz and Britt Whitmire so unique. In one breath they can imply that Rush Limbaugh eats spotted owl sandwiches, and in the other, have a serious conversation about immigration. Now they have taken their satirically terrestrial act into cyber space, with a daily podcast, appropriately titled, “The Brad & Britt Show”.

Brad and Britt teamed up ten years ago with a morning show on Curtis Media’s WZTK, FM 101.1. Not only was their mixture of humor and discourse groundbreaking, so was their impact. That’s because WZTK’s signal stretched from Greensboro to Raleigh, which allowed the duo to develop a huge and diverse following in both the Triad and the Triangle markets. Theirs was simply the best radio show I had ever listened to. I laughed at them, and I learned from them.

But after eight successful years, B&B lost their venue when Don Curtis made the most boneheaded move in the history of local radio. He changed WZTK’s format from intelligent talk to salsa music. Meanwhile, just down the road in Charlotte, WBT was growing weary of their Tea Party programming, so they hired the boys to attract an audience that possessed actual grey matter between their ears. Once again Brad & Britt were a success, but, after two years, WBT decided not to renew their contract. Fortunately for their fans, B&B re-surfaced less than a month later with a podcast.

I got to know Brad and Britt from their appearances on my Triad Today TV show, and we’ve kept in touch ever since. Last week we had an extended telephone conversation about their career together and their new show, which after only four days, has placed in the top 200 among thousands of podcasts. Why am I not surprised.

Brad and Britt logo
JL: I know you guys have been together for ten years, but are you actually married to each other?
BW: No, I can do way better than Brad (laughter).
JL: Let’s go back to the WZTK debacle two years ago. Why would Curtis blow up a successful format?
BK: Radio stations and broadcast companies are not operated at the highest level of competency, so sometimes you can be a ratings success and artistic success, and if the ownership doesn’t know how to translate that into sales and financial success, then it really doesn’t matter.
JL: So Curtis didn’t know how to sell and market your unique show?
BW: They never tried.
BK: And still we owned the I-85 corridor with a very diverse audience across both markets. We were more liberal than the right wing sewer that passes for talk radio these days.
JL: Yet you left WZTK and went to work for WBT which wallowed in the right wing sewer.
BW: That’s because WBT pitched this to us as a grand opportunity. They wanted to turn a new page because their listeners were literally dying right before their eyes. They knew they had to try something different.
JL: And by all accounts, you guys delivered, yet they didn’t renew your contracts. Why?
BW: They lost their nerve about two days in, for whatever reason. They never really told us why.
JL: So now you’re podcasting. For those of us who are technology challenged, tell me what podcasting is.
BW: It’s radio without the bullshit (laughter).
BK: POD is an acronym for “programming on demand.”
BW: It’s where the suits don’t get to decide when you get to listen to a show. You can listen to a show whenever you want. Consumers now have unprecedented power to support programming they enjoy.
JL: Is your show live at some point during the day, or is it taped?
BW: It’s recorded, but you can listen anytime, just go to BradandBritt.com.
BK: We’re aiming to have each day’s show up by 3pm every afternoon.

(At this point, Brad and I lost our connection with Britt who returned to the phone after about two minutes.)

BK: What, did you get a better offer?
BW: Yeah, Jennifer Lopez just called me.
JL: How does your show actually become a podcast?
BW: We send the hour show to the Relm Network, then they post it on the website, and to iTunes. And then it propagates out to everybody. If you subscribe to iTunes, you’re automatically ready to rock and roll.
JL: Since your show is taped, you obviously won’t be able to take calls from listeners as you did on your radio show.
BK: Right, but they can communicate with us through our Facebook page.
JL: What about interviews with newsmakers?
BK: We can’t take incoming calls because we’re not live, but we can make outgoing calls and put them on the show. We’re not doing that the first couple of weeks, but we’ll start to integrate them into the show.
JL: And since you’re not on radio now, the FCC has nothing to say about your content, right?
BW: Right. The only trouble we could get in, is if we slander somebody or incite a riot.
JL: How are you doing with attracting sponsors?
BW: We’re already meeting with a number of sponsors.
BK: And we have a namesake for the studio. It’s called the TarheelDentist.com studio, courtesy of Dr. Mark Hyman.
BW: Mark told us, “Whatever you need, I want to support you guys”.
JL: Do you think you would ever go back to radio?
BW: My hope with the podcast, is that we will turn down radio offers because this is going too well. Right now, radio continues to help us out day by day, by getting worse and worse. The funny thing is, radio could be promoting itself and using this podcast technology as a huge weapon, but they don’t. It’s insane.
JL: So all we have to do to listen to you guys 24/7 is to turn on our computer, or iPhone, or connect in the car with blue tooth.
BK: It’s all us, all the time.
JL: One final thing. Are you afraid that some people will get confused and think you’re doing a show on “pot”? (laughter)
BK: Well actually in Colorado they are called “Potcasts”.

And as we all know, potcasts make you hungry. Anyone for spotted owl sandwiches?